I really thought that Shakey would do me fucking proud and beat the Dirdy cants but you can just imagine the scenario can't you


Shakey turn up at 12. noon for a 1.30 kick off after stopping the night at a local hotel.After signing autographs and chatting with the milling supporters they then change into their initialled tracksuits (all the surname initials end in a big H) and inspect the pitch ,brief warm up comprising of a few shuttle runs and stretching off the Friday nights ribena etc.

All the time this is going on the DODOFF team sit in the club house trying to work out why most of them have the same blood group while at the same time start to drink themselves into oblivion before kick off.

At 1.25 DODOFF take to the field for a pre match spliff only to be greeted with the sight of what can only be described as a full scale training session before them.Mr Hudson with a whistle and a clip board already starting to think of footballing cliches for the write up on the website (www.mammiwhyhaveigotmorefingersthanteeth.co.uk)

After the group huddle and shaking of hands between the hudsters (ten minute delay)the game commenses.

5 fucking nil - what a load of fucking babba you've turned out to be.I really thought that I would be waking up to some good news on a sunday morning,intead I find that you've bottled it aganst a team of half breds that arn'rt really any good.

Thats the trouble with having the charlie rice lot in  a mans league.Fish butty I bow to your great knowledge you were spot on.I bet they are just so embarassed that they were humiliated.

If this is not a true reflection on the game then please Mr Hudson come on and put the record straight

Shoo shoo mongol boys

Dirdy Hudsters

.....don't know how you think of these things but.........that's too funny.....  

Wakey Utd 0  Alverthorpe 2

Good hard game on a heavy pitch (no jokes Fish Butty.)

Plenty of the 'so-called' long throws........long punts from the back too........two quality goals from Leech and Danny.

I can see why Wakey Utd upset teams.......hard to play against, never stop running.........they'll take points off Dodworth and Shakey.

Jonny Rondo you are a hero, that was quality
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You Bleedin Stroker

Don't know what you're on about ....all I did was look at the cctv footage that covers all DODOFFS games

Its all fucking true

Come on mr hudster give us your verdict

Quote 'we let our football do the talking'

What a set of fucking dummies

When do Smawthorne play DODOFF ?

Willy wrote:

Wakey Utd 0  Alverthorpe 2 Good hard game on a heavy pitch (no jokes Fish Butty.) Plenty of the 'so-called' long throws........long punts from the back too........two quality goals from Leech and Danny. I can see why Wakey Utd upset teams.......hard to play against, never stop running.........they'll take points off Dodworth and Shakey.

No Jokes .. but .....

I didn't think Wakey United were that good ! Or they just didn't turn up ?? Which ever ?? Conditions weren't the best but same for both teams ... However it did suit Wakey Utd style ... Long Throws ( That wasn't that long... ) and just fucking route one shit !

I can see them taking points off AFC Wakefield ... but not Dodoff ... I personally think they are safe there ... Dodoff will want to fight them and Wakey Utd will shit themselves !

Two very good goals from Leech & Big Danny N ... and the 'Thorpe have signed two quality players this week.... Quality!

Craig Peters Man of Match.

Chris Morrit was ref and he had a decent game too ...

Roll on Jolly Miller in next round of cup ....
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I'll have scraps with mine !

New flash !!!!!

Just seen Mr Hudster in a canooe at Filey heading towards Panama like reginald perrin canooe initialled up to the buffers

While all the remaining hudsters do the beap test on beach

Dirdy charlie rice cants