Look

I might not be the most popular member on the forum but if for what ever reason no matter how trivial it may be ,just for one weekend and one weekend only -

If anybody pisses you off try muttering the phrase dirdy cant under your breath as you turn away from them ,its so liberating and realeases your anger in an instant ,while at the same time makes you feel a little bit of a rebel-plus it brings a smile to your face

It works for every occassion-

You can even do it while watching tv -its so easy

Good luck and I await to here your scenarios (thats stories to you R9 )

look at this dirrrdyyy cant

Quality Viduka ! Never laughed so much ......... Stop it hurts !!

Come on Yummy Gummy get out of this one !?!?

Or should I say Tin Tin Your hair looks like a scene from the film Something about mary !

PRICELESS
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I'll have scraps with mine !

What an ugly bastard. Im sure i've booted him about a couple of times

Captain Insanno wrote:

What an ugly bastard. Im sure i've booted him about a couple of times

He has a face for radio !
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I'll have scraps with mine !

Absolutly brilliant vid.....
Willy you look like your auditioning for the new cillit bang advert.

'Hi I'm Kev Wilson....look at my bedsheets after a Saturday night out.....and look at them now I've used Clit bang......


http://www.cillitbang.co.uk/
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I Like Pie......

viduka wrote:

look at this dirrrdyyy cant

That is fuckin quailty
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You Bleedin Stroker

I'm staying well clear of this thread...............

In the words of MEL B from Bo Selecta...........................

..............'You complete set of bastards yer...................'

Its the phrase thats sweeping the nation but it works well in every day to day scenario (R9 thinks Iam speaking French when I put that)

Heres a twist

When you say it under your breath try saying it with a slight American drawl as I find it works better that way

I like to say it whlie watching the soaps on tv when scenes of infidelity are shown

eg Jack from Emmerdale has just found out his wife (not sure of her name but she wears a wig) has been shagging local bad boy but now reformed Billy.

The camera pans onto his wifes face just before the music comes on to the end of the show wait.... Close up NOW say it

Dirdy cant

Iam going to patent it like Michael Buffer did with LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE

sorry mate...eeeerrrr..no no....i dont think i am....was that your new team shirt your trying out....