think u ment i wouldnt mind that job pal but what happens when u come across a mouldy old crusty dry ,smelly fanny on with the surgical gloves and the old nose peg and what if u come across a bucket type flange from lupset your not the biggest kid on the block what if u fall inside and get lost for ever?

suddy wrote:

think u ment i wouldnt mind that job pal but what happens when u come across a mouldy old crusty dry ,smelly fanny on with the surgical gloves and the old nose peg and what if u come across a bucket type flange from lupset your not the biggest kid on the block what if u fall inside and get lost for ever?

A long rope and a big tree to be tied to before i go in.
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and his name and address written on the sole of his shoes!!
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yes but to every one else they will look like baby shoes some daft cunt will probly think shes had a kid with the baby shoes already on?

suddy wrote:

to b honest comedy genius GADGE has gone up ten fold in my estimations and now can finally be forgiven for his almighty cock up which give you guys all three points? (he will now on not be called calamity james)

All my goalkeeping skills are based around the mighty David James, one minute he is pulling off super saves (like mine a week last Saturday, Dewsbury OB will back me up on this one) and the next he has a nightmare (like my punching skills against the Arms, and my nice pass to the Dewsbury striker 20 mins after my super save). I've heard Scott Carson has been down watching me, not sure if that is true or not.

Also, Greenall has been banging on about his over head kick again! I will tell you straight lads, he jumped in the air to try and see over our 5FT right back, he then somehow did a spin in the air and as his legs flew through the air the ball hit his shin! Amazing! Never seen owt like it.
The free kick though......i'll give him that one, the wall was shit.

Gadge wrote:

suddy wrote: to b honest comedy genius GADGE has gone up ten fold in my estimations and now can finally be forgiven for his almighty cock up which give you guys all three points? (he will now on not be called calamity james) All my goalkeeping skills are based around the mighty David James, one minute he is pulling off super saves (like mine a week last Saturday, Dewsbury OB will back me up on this one) and the next he has a nightmare (like my punching skills against the Arms, and my nice pass to the Dewsbury striker 20 mins after my super save). I've heard Scott Carson has been down watching me, not sure if that is true or not. Also, Greenall has been banging on about his over head kick again! I will tell you straight lads, he jumped in the air to try and see over our 5FT right back, he then somehow did a spin in the air and as his legs flew through the air the ball hit his shin! Amazing! Never seen owt like it.The free kick though......i'll give him that one, the wall was shit.

with the sounds of that i guess you wasnt watching thats why it went in.  i have to agree with you tho i have seen you pull off some good saves.

and im not even 5ft myself
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them last two threads have sent me over the edge , u two ought to b hung,drawn and quartered.
as anyone got a spare noose to put round my neck?
theres deffo more brains on the rippers hammer than those two conbined?

i hold my hands up i read it wrong.  
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