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DISASTER IN BARNSLEY
An Appeal For Your Help.

A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
Epicentre:Barnsley,England.

News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the towns 35,000 racing pigeons,as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "Fookinhell" and "Choofinnorah".

The earthquake decimated the town causing £30 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics Isles and the Spanish Costas were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed.

Many locals were awoken well before their Giro's arrived.
Radio Barnsley reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Barnsley.
One resident,15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning". Locals were determined not to be bowed as looting,muggings and car crime carried on as normal.

So far the British Red Cross has managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to relieve the suffering of stricken locals.
Rescue workers searching through the rubble have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books,jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone china from Poundstretcher.


CAN YOU HELP?
Please respond generously to our appeal for food and clothing
for the victims of this disaster.

Clothing is needed most of all,especially
- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
- Kappa tracksuit tops ( His or Hers )
- Shell suits ( Female )
- White sports socks
- Rockfort boots or any other product sold in primark

Culturally sensitive food parcels are harder to put together, but your efforts will make a difference.
Microwave meals,tinned baked beans,ice cream and cans of colt 45 or special brew are ideal.
Please do not give anything that requires peeling.

Remember
- 22p buys a Biro for filling in compensation claims
- £2 buys chips,crisps and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 9
- £5 will buy a packet of Benson and Hedges and a lighter to calm a child's nerves

Urgently Required: Tinned Whippet food and bones for Jack Russels.

Please do not send tents for shelter.The sight of such posh housing will cause discontent in the surrounding South Yorkshire communities.          
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am f***in tellin ya !!!

r9 wrote:

DISASTER IN BARNSLEY An Appeal For Your Help. A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Epicentre:Barnsley,England. News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the towns 35,000 racing pigeons,as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "Fookinhell" and "Choofinnorah". The earthquake decimated the town causing £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics Isles and the Spanish Costas were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were awoken well before their Giro's arrived. Radio Barnsley reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Barnsley. One resident,15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning". Locals were determined not to be bowed as looting,muggings and car crime carried on as normal. So far the British Red Cross has managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to relieve the suffering of stricken locals. Rescue workers searching through the rubble have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books,jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone china from Poundstretcher. CAN YOU HELP? Please respond generously to our appeal for food and clothing for the victims of this disaster. Clothing is needed most of all,especially - Fila or Burberry baseball caps - Kappa tracksuit tops ( His or Hers ) - Shell suits ( Female ) - White sports socks - Rockfort boots or any other product sold in primark Culturally sensitive food parcels are harder to put together, but your efforts will make a difference. Microwave meals,tinned baked beans,ice cream and cans of colt 45 or special brew are ideal. Please do not give anything that requires peeling. Remember - 22p buys a Biro for filling in compensation claims - £2 buys chips,crisps and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 9 - £5 will buy a packet of Benson and Hedges and a lighter to calm a child's nerves Urgently Required: Tinned Whippet food and bones for Jack Russels. Please do not send tents for shelter.The sight of such posh housing will cause discontent in the surrounding South Yorkshire communities.

Auther R9

Fish Butty Starter wrote:

I think we should just knock fuck out of him for being a stupid spaz !

his words not mine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like how he used the word we

     
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am f***in tellin ya !!!

r9 wrote:

DISASTER IN BARNSLEY An Appeal For Your Help. A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Epicentre:Barnsley,England. News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the towns 35,000 racing pigeons,as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "Fookinhell" and "Choofinnorah". The earthquake decimated the town causing £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics Isles and the Spanish Costas were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were awoken well before their Giro's arrived. Radio Barnsley reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Barnsley. One resident,15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning". Locals were determined not to be bowed as looting,muggings and car crime carried on as normal. So far the British Red Cross has managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to relieve the suffering of stricken locals. Rescue workers searching through the rubble have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books,jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone china from Poundstretcher. CAN YOU HELP? Please respond generously to our appeal for food and clothing for the victims of this disaster. Clothing is needed most of all,especially - Fila or Burberry baseball caps - Kappa tracksuit tops ( His or Hers ) - Shell suits ( Female ) - White sports socks - Rockfort boots or any other product sold in primark Culturally sensitive food parcels are harder to put together, but your efforts will make a difference. Microwave meals,tinned baked beans,ice cream and cans of colt 45 or special brew are ideal. Please do not give anything that requires peeling. Remember - 22p buys a Biro for filling in compensation claims - £2 buys chips,crisps and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 9 - £5 will buy a packet of Benson and Hedges and a lighter to calm a child's nerves Urgently Required: Tinned Whippet food and bones for Jack Russels. Please do not send tents for shelter.The sight of such posh housing will cause discontent in the surrounding South Yorkshire communities.

     
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