r9
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who the fuck r dodickwere this were that were fuck all... your a laughable set ov twats  what makes me laugh is we wanked that league last year and we didnt even train  ...
u fuckin useless shit cunts ....
silent dik ed were r u now
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knocker
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what a prick hope it rots your mongol little head.
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Fish Butty Starter
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| knocker wrote: | | what a prick hope it rots your mongol little head. |
I agree with knocker .... you little prick !
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SILENT ASSASSIN
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we are still going up r9, we will see u next season, these results happen, no excuses. get a life u prick. oh by the way u can come to our finals as my guest seem as u are not in any
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Lineachalk
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Re: who the fuck r dodick | r9 wrote: | were this were that were fuck all... your a laughable set ov twats what makes me laugh is we wanked that league last year and we didnt even train ...
u fuckin useless shit cunts ....
silent dik ed were r u now
sorry lads been out on mdma powder it fucks wi your brain ... |
And your brothers 
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Fish Butty Starter
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I think we should just knock fuck out of him for being a stupid spaz !
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r9
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bring it u fat butty fuck
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r9
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| SILENT ASSASSIN wrote: | | we are still going up r9, we will see u next season, these results happen, no excuses. get a life u prick. oh by the way u can come to our finals as my guest seem as u are not in any |
already in div 1 league cup final cock nose ... eat me cheese ...
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r9
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| SILENT ASSASSIN wrote: | | we are still going up r9, we will see u next season, these results happen, no excuses. get a life u prick. oh by the way u can come to our finals as my guest seem as u are not in any |
eerrrr where u tit , r u planning on moving straight up 2 leagues...
do your homework b4 u come spouting on here ....
fuckin loved it, loved it that u got beat yesterday ...
its all gone quiet over there
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r9
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| Fish Butty Starter wrote: | | knocker wrote: | | what a prick hope it rots your mongol little head. |
I agree with knocker .... i am a fat usless little prick ! and i cant get in my team cos im shat !! |
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united in arms
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fish butty starter..........what a fuckin jumped up "i agree with what everyone else says" good for nothing fuckin low life............
"get im at playtime"
what a fuckin borin wuss
ha ha ha ha ha!
funniest thing i have read today
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SILENT ASSASSIN
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r9 if u werent that laughable u wud be a nob. when ya can play football then judge. back seat drivers are the worst ha ha well done lad u yor team carried ya AGAIN
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r9
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i openly admit im far from good at football ... but its better than pretending your good like u mr ass if u were that great u wouldnt be playing at this standard ov football .... case closed end ov
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Fish Butty Starter
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| r9 wrote: | | SILENT ASSASSIN wrote: | | we are still going up r9, we will see u next season, these results happen, no excuses. get a life u prick. oh by the way u can come to our finals as my guest seem as u are not in any |
eerrrr where u tit , r u planning on moving straight up 2 leagues...
do your homework b4 u come spouting on here ....
fuckin loved it, loved it that u got beat yesterday ...
its all gone quiet over there |
Listen fuck face ... If our standard is so SHIT and your so fucking unbeatable why can't you beat Wakey United aka Wank United ??? You lost 4-3 in cup ???
Cock !
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r9
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| Fish Butty Starter wrote: | | r9 wrote: | | SILENT ASSASSIN wrote: | | we are still going up r9, we will see u next season, these results happen, no excuses. get a life u prick. oh by the way u can come to our finals as my guest seem as u are not in any |
eerrrr where u tit , r u planning on moving straight up 2 leagues...
do your homework b4 u come spouting on here ....
fuckin loved it, loved it that u got beat yesterday ...
its all gone quiet over there |
Listen fuck face ... If our standard is so SHIT and your so fucking unbeatable why can't you beat Wakey United aka Wank United ??? You lost 4-3 in cup ???
Cock ! |
when have i said this standard is shit my six fingered friend???sounds like your slagging the level u play at off u muppett
1 question when was the last time u won 42 on the spin u silly little soft twat...
answer = never cos your utter toss ....
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Fish Butty Starter
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Then you deserve to be in the Prem Div next season .... and when you start to struggle .... lose week in week out and players start to go missing .... Our reserves will see you all again in a couple of seasons when you start up with a different name !
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r9
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yawn.. ok .. whatever .. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......wake me up b4 u go go zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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bennett44
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fuck me i fort "fat fucker starter" was dead can see your still being a cock head
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Fish Butty Starter
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| bennett44 wrote: | | fuck me i fort "fat fucker starter" was dead can see your still being a cock head |
Can't quite believe your still on about cock 
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bennett44
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why does the word cock turn you on you fat fag wanker???/
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Fish Butty Starter
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There you go again ... " Cock & Fag " all in one thread .... fuck me you must have a semi on !!!
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bennett44
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are you trying to make a funny tubby tubs?
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r9
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he is shit int he mr bennett ... what a fuckin soft little prick .. wish i could play again him every week id have him crying for his mammy inside 5 mins .. what a fuckin pudding you are toss bag ..
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Lineachalk
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| r9 wrote: | | he is shit int he mr bennett ... what a fuckin soft little prick .. wish i could play again him every week id have him crying for his mammy inside 5 mins .. what a fuckin pudding you are toss bag .. |
Fucking hell.....You sound like a real hardcase R9 ...cummon mate get in touch with your feminine side....You never know you might like it
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Fish Butty Starter
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Priceless
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r9
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u can run your gay polls all fuckin year 4 me pal got nothing against fudge packers at all .......
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Lineachalk
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| r9 wrote: | | u can run your gay polls all fuckin year 4 me pal got nothing against fudge packers at all ....... |
But yoo shure is pretty
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bennett44
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lineachalk the butler
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Lineachalk
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| bennett44 wrote: | lineachalk the butler
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I like that Mr Bennett...not far off the mark actually
Not as good as your wedding photos tho
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bennett44
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ive lost the tash now tho
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charlie backker
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Guess who??
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Lineachalk
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| bennett44 wrote: | | ive lost the tash now tho |
Mr Bennett will you take the Daz doorstep challenge
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bennett44
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r9
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guess who??????????
got it in 1 ....
take a bow mr bakker
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Lineachalk
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Tell your mammi and pappi to keep off the forum
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r9
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now thats quality!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lineachalk
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| r9 wrote: |
now thats quality!!!!!!!!!!! |
Fuck off you fat cunt
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mcfadden
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fat?  you really don't know him at all
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Lineachalk
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| mcfadden wrote: | | fat? you really don't know him at all |
Tell me Iam wrong then
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hungarian barbarian
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ever thought of modling
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mcfadden
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still wrong but keep trying! my old div 2 tyke friend
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r9
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If Star Wars was set in Barnsley
Chewbacca would look roughly the same except he'd only be about 5ft tall, from Kendray and called Spanner.
He'd have the same amount of body hair but would also have tattoos, would permanently smell of drink and invariably sport either a Barnsley or England top.
Obi-Wan Kenobi would invariably be referred to as Chief or Cocker by his cohorts. People trying to start a fight with him would address him as Wanky-Nobby
Darth Vader would referred to as 'Elmit Head' or in moments of stress 'that dome-edded get'
R2D2 would refuse to go out on the streets after 10pm because of the number of drunks who would try to stuff chip papers in his head casing or piss on him. He would also refuse to go near groups of young kids at any time because of the high risk of being spray painted/dumped in front of a speeding train/set on fire.
Although proficient in over 3500 languages C3P0 would still be unable to understand anything anyone from Athersley said. He would regularly get beaten up for being a knacker-faced poof from Sheffield.
The Millenium Falcon would have static strips, tinted windscreens and extra-flared exhaust ports. It would have a Barnsley Chronicle I Love Tarn Army sticker in the back window and a St Georges Cross SUN SUPPORTS OUR BOYS bumper sticker.
Princess Leia would get captured by Darth Vader because it's hard to run very fast when you're wearing 5-inch platform heels and a tiny silver mini-skirt which keeps hiking up over your arse every two steps. And you've been a heavy smoker since you were 6.
The best way to destroy the Death Star would not necessarily be a desperate all out attack. Two easy ways would be to alter its orbit so it passed through Grimethorpe and tell the locals it was full of Cockneys or leave it unattended in Alhambra car park. Or you could convert it into a huge Takeaway.
Lines from the film as they would be uttered in the vernacular:-
Han Solo "I've got a real bad feeling about this" translation: "Am Kackin Missen"
"Bring 'em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around." "Come right art you bastards Al tek ont lotton yer"
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." "Bugger the mumbo - wot tha needs is a chuffin gret crickit bat"
Darth Vader trying to shoot down Luke Skywalker -"The Force is strong in this one" "Thar allus Laikin abart, theee"
Princess Leia - "You're a little short for a Stormtrooper aren't you?" "Ah dint think they took short-arses in t coppers?"
"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade." "We nackered in this peece er crap"
Admiral Motti - "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader." "You think you're that hard, yer southern get - artside!!"
Obi Wan - "I felt a great disturbance in the Force." It's looking black over Bill's Mother's"
Luke to the Emperor -"Your overconfidence is your weakness." "You think yer really summat, dunt yer"
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hungarian barbarian
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i take it u dont like barnsley
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Lineachalk
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| r9 wrote: | If Star Wars was set in Barnsley
Chewbacca would look roughly the same except he'd only be about 5ft tall, from Kendray and called Spanner.
He'd have the same amount of body hair but would also have tattoos, would permanently smell of drink and invariably sport either a Barnsley or England top.
Obi-Wan Kenobi would invariably be referred to as Chief or Cocker by his cohorts. People trying to start a fight with him would address him as Wanky-Nobby
Darth Vader would referred to as 'Elmit Head' or in moments of stress 'that dome-edded get'
R2D2 would refuse to go out on the streets after 10pm because of the number of drunks who would try to stuff chip papers in his head casing or piss on him. He would also refuse to go near groups of young kids at any time because of the high risk of being spray painted/dumped in front of a speeding train/set on fire.
Although proficient in over 3500 languages C3P0 would still be unable to understand anything anyone from Athersley said. He would regularly get beaten up for being a knacker-faced poof from Sheffield.
The Millenium Falcon would have static strips, tinted windscreens and extra-flared exhaust ports. It would have a Barnsley Chronicle I Love Tarn Army sticker in the back window and a St Georges Cross SUN SUPPORTS OUR BOYS bumper sticker.
Princess Leia would get captured by Darth Vader because it's hard to run very fast when you're wearing 5-inch platform heels and a tiny silver mini-skirt which keeps hiking up over your arse every two steps. And you've been a heavy smoker since you were 6.
The best way to destroy the Death Star would not necessarily be a desperate all out attack. Two easy ways would be to alter its orbit so it passed through Grimethorpe and tell the locals it was full of Cockneys or leave it unattended in Alhambra car park. Or you could convert it into a huge Takeaway.
Lines from the film as they would be uttered in the vernacular:-
Han Solo "I've got a real bad feeling about this" translation: "Am Kackin Missen"
"Bring 'em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around." "Come right art you bastards Al tek ont lotton yer"
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." "Bugger the mumbo - wot tha needs is a chuffin gret crickit bat"
Darth Vader trying to shoot down Luke Skywalker -"The Force is strong in this one" "Thar allus Laikin abart, theee"
Princess Leia - "You're a little short for a Stormtrooper aren't you?" "Ah dint think they took short-arses in t coppers?"
"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade." "We nackered in this peece er crap"
Admiral Motti - "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader." "You think you're that hard, yer southern get - artside!!"
Obi Wan - "I felt a great disturbance in the Force." It's looking black over Bill's Mother's"
Luke to the Emperor -"Your overconfidence is your weakness." "You think yer really summat, dunt yer" |
Have you done yet ?
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suddy
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r9even tho its abart tarn and barnsley folk you have got to admit it is still funny tho?
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Lineachalk
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Where is Stanleys Arms anyway ?
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suddy
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linain stanley?
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mcfadden
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| Lineachalk wrote: |
Where is Stanleys Arms anyway ? |
not the brightist are we
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Lineachalk
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Sorry suddy...Its my bad grammer..
I can't find Stanleys arms
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mcfadden
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you are a comedy legend
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Lineachalk
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As good as RONDO ?
Dirdy cant
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r9
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DISASTER IN BARNSLEY
An Appeal For Your Help.
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
Epicentre:Barnsley,England.
News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the towns 35,000 racing pigeons,as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "Fookinhell" and "Choofinnorah".
The earthquake decimated the town causing £30 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics Isles and the Spanish Costas were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed.
Many locals were awoken well before their Giro's arrived.
Radio Barnsley reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Barnsley.
One resident,15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning". Locals were determined not to be bowed as looting,muggings and car crime carried on as normal.
So far the British Red Cross has managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to relieve the suffering of stricken locals.
Rescue workers searching through the rubble have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books,jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone china from Poundstretcher.
CAN YOU HELP?
Please respond generously to our appeal for food and clothing
for the victims of this disaster.
Clothing is needed most of all,especially
- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
- Kappa tracksuit tops ( His or Hers )
- Shell suits ( Female )
- White sports socks
- Rockfort boots or any other product sold in primark
Culturally sensitive food parcels are harder to put together, but your efforts will make a difference.
Microwave meals,tinned baked beans,ice cream and cans of colt 45 or special brew are ideal.
Please do not give anything that requires peeling.
Remember
- 22p buys a Biro for filling in compensation claims
- £2 buys chips,crisps and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 9
- £5 will buy a packet of Benson and Hedges and a lighter to calm a child's nerves
Urgently Required: Tinned Whippet food and bones for Jack Russels.
Please do not send tents for shelter.The sight of such posh housing will cause discontent in the surrounding South Yorkshire communities.
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Lineachalk
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| r9 wrote: | DISASTER IN BARNSLEY
An Appeal For Your Help.
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
Epicentre:Barnsley,England.
News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the towns 35,000 racing pigeons,as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "Fookinhell" and "Choofinnorah".
The earthquake decimated the town causing £30 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics Isles and the Spanish Costas were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed.
Many locals were awoken well before their Giro's arrived.
Radio Barnsley reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Barnsley.
One resident,15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning". Locals were determined not to be bowed as looting,muggings and car crime carried on as normal.
So far the British Red Cross has managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to relieve the suffering of stricken locals.
Rescue workers searching through the rubble have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books,jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone china from Poundstretcher.
CAN YOU HELP?
Please respond generously to our appeal for food and clothing
for the victims of this disaster.
Clothing is needed most of all,especially
- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
- Kappa tracksuit tops ( His or Hers )
- Shell suits ( Female )
- White sports socks
- Rockfort boots or any other product sold in primark
Culturally sensitive food parcels are harder to put together, but your efforts will make a difference.
Microwave meals,tinned baked beans,ice cream and cans of colt 45 or special brew are ideal.
Please do not give anything that requires peeling.
Remember
- 22p buys a Biro for filling in compensation claims
- £2 buys chips,crisps and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 9
- £5 will buy a packet of Benson and Hedges and a lighter to calm a child's nerves
Urgently Required: Tinned Whippet food and bones for Jack Russels.
Please do not send tents for shelter.The sight of such posh housing will cause discontent in the surrounding South Yorkshire communities. |
Auther R9
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r9
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| Fish Butty Starter wrote: | | I think we should just knock fuck out of him for being a stupid spaz ! |
his words not mine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
like how he used the word we
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Outwood Victoria
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| r9 wrote: | DISASTER IN BARNSLEY
An Appeal For Your Help.
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
Epicentre:Barnsley,England.
News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the towns 35,000 racing pigeons,as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "Fookinhell" and "Choofinnorah".
The earthquake decimated the town causing £30 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics Isles and the Spanish Costas were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed.
Many locals were awoken well before their Giro's arrived.
Radio Barnsley reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Barnsley.
One resident,15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning". Locals were determined not to be bowed as looting,muggings and car crime carried on as normal.
So far the British Red Cross has managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to relieve the suffering of stricken locals.
Rescue workers searching through the rubble have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books,jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone china from Poundstretcher.
CAN YOU HELP?
Please respond generously to our appeal for food and clothing
for the victims of this disaster.
Clothing is needed most of all,especially
- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
- Kappa tracksuit tops ( His or Hers )
- Shell suits ( Female )
- White sports socks
- Rockfort boots or any other product sold in primark
Culturally sensitive food parcels are harder to put together, but your efforts will make a difference.
Microwave meals,tinned baked beans,ice cream and cans of colt 45 or special brew are ideal.
Please do not give anything that requires peeling.
Remember
- 22p buys a Biro for filling in compensation claims
- £2 buys chips,crisps and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 9
- £5 will buy a packet of Benson and Hedges and a lighter to calm a child's nerves
Urgently Required: Tinned Whippet food and bones for Jack Russels.
Please do not send tents for shelter.The sight of such posh housing will cause discontent in the surrounding South Yorkshire communities. |
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