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Voakes........are the brewers queeky clean???

this post will be updated on daily basis  (those in glass houses!!)



i hate to stoop to your level but....................................
bennett44

me thinks not, points off for the brewers look likely Laughing  Laughing tut tut glass houses Laughing
Kearney9

bennett44 wrote:
me thinks not, points off for the brewers look likely Laughing  Laughing tut tut glass houses Laughing


what happened to all that rules are rules????

i dont believe the two brewers of all teams would cheat!!!!! Laughing
bennett44

Kearney9 wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
me thinks not, points off for the brewers look likely Laughing  Laughing tut tut glass houses Laughing


what happened to all that rules are rules????

i dont believe the two brewers of all teams would cheat!!!!! Laughing
there halo has slipped Shocked
Voakesy

As far as I know our team is 'squeeky clean', but I suppose you could do a search of all our squad on facebook, bebo, myspace and any other social utility website to see if any of our players admit to been a fully fledged ringer!!!!
viduka

im a ringer....but no fuker noticed...im signed on with 12 clubs...its no wonder i havent peformed this season... Rolling Eyes
Outwood Victoria

fuk....just realised daily means everyday......that's a serious commitment..might have to re think lads

this post will be updated when i can be arsed to log on..........................................that's better.

anyway, today's update comes in the form of a question.........

if as a manager/assistant manager you were prone to playing 'ringers', would you then have the audacity to throw false accusations around regarding oposing teams?

just a thought........................i'll answer the question tomorrow if you wants Laughing  Laughing

or when i can be arsed Shocked
viduka

also what exactly is "queeky clean"...sorry im being picky...does that mean "squeeky" after a few bottles of mangers Wink.....come on voaksey....solve this riddle Rolling Eyes
Wayne Rooneys Foot

viduka wrote:
also what exactly is "queeky clean"...sorry im being picky...does that mean "squeeky" after a few bottles of mangers Wink.....come on voaksey....solve this riddle Rolling Eyes


what is a bottle of mangers? - is that magners for the dyslexic?  Come on now don't tell me it was deliberate Laughing
viduka

get fuked you picky twat....ha ha...i thought i was on about some ex steel foundry in rotherham which is now a tourist attraction... Shocked ...no hang on thats still not right...thats magna.....oh well..... Crying or Very sad
kes

why whats happened?
ossettbrewer

kes wrote:
why whats happened?


fuck all Wink
viduka

magnas on about shutting down...due to lack of numbers visiting....im gutted....i really enjoyed drinking there cider... Embarassed
Outwood Victoria

kes wrote:
why whats happened?


all in good time young man.... Shocked  Shocked
kes

Outwood Victoria wrote:
kes wrote:
why whats happened?


all in good time young man.... Shocked  Shocked


fairy muff ......  Rolling Eyes  Wink

looking forward to it now ... ohhh its tense
viduka

we only had the same 14 players for most of the season so i cant hardly see owt being untoward......dont be getting too excited kes Confused
kes

viduka wrote:
we only had the same 14 players for most of the season so i cant hardly see owt being untoward......dont be getting too excited kes Confused


im being sarcastic  Laughing
viduka

i realise that Laughing
kes

viduka wrote:
i realise that Laughing


i do too  Laughing

would like you and vic back in our league next season though  Laughing
Lloydi

kes wrote:
viduka wrote:
i realise that Laughing


i do too  Laughing

would like you and vic back in our league next season though  Laughing


no chance. ya'll have to hope you draw 1 of us in cup! be prepared for a drumming!! Wink  Laughing
kes

Lloydi wrote:
kes wrote:
viduka wrote:
i realise that Laughing


i do too  Laughing

would like you and vic back in our league next season though  Laughing


no chance. ya'll have to hope you draw 1 of us in cup! be prepared for a drumming!! Wink  Laughing


i know it's slim but i wouldnt mind playing against you vic boys considering i know most of you from school, but i wasnt signed up when we played last time.  how about a pre season friendly?
Danny Hewitt

kes wrote:
Lloydi wrote:
kes wrote:
viduka wrote:
i realise that Laughing


i do too  Laughing

would like you and vic back in our league next season though  Laughing


no chance. ya'll have to hope you draw 1 of us in cup! be prepared for a drumming!! Wink  Laughing


i know it's slim but i wouldnt mind playing against you vic boys considering i know most of you from school, but i wasnt signed up when we played last time.  how about a pre season friendly?


Fuck me....... Outwood are gunna have to start pre-season this Sat with all friendly requests they're gettin  Embarassed  At rate Voakesys goin we'll struggle to get any  Laughing

Me thinks Outwood will do alright on the back of Voakesys (Unibrow  Laughing ) personal vendetta  Laughing
Lloydi

Danny Hewitt wrote:
kes wrote:
Lloydi wrote:
kes wrote:
viduka wrote:
i realise that Laughing


i do too  Laughing

would like you and vic back in our league next season though  Laughing


no chance. ya'll have to hope you draw 1 of us in cup! be prepared for a drumming!! Wink  Laughing


i know it's slim but i wouldnt mind playing against you vic boys considering i know most of you from school, but i wasnt signed up when we played last time.  how about a pre season friendly?


Fuck me....... Outwood are gunna have to start pre-season this Sat with all friendly requests they're gettin  Embarassed  At rate Voakesys goin we'll struggle to get any  Laughing

Me thinks Outwood will do alright on the back of Voakesys (Unibrow  Laughing ) personal vendetta  Laughing


Tell me about it bud!!

We'll be fucked for start of season!!  Wink
kes

we'll have a game on satday night outside bella pizza
Outwood Victoria

viduka wrote:
we only had the same 14 players for most of the season so i cant hardly see owt being untoward......dont be getting too excited kes Confused


hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................?????????????????
viduka

anyway fuk all that bollox...im watchin kevin and perry go large on bbc3...funny as fuk...
Voakesy

Danny Hewitt wrote:
kes wrote:
Lloydi wrote:
kes wrote:
viduka wrote:
i realise that Laughing


i do too  Laughing

would like you and vic back in our league next season though  Laughing


no chance. ya'll have to hope you draw 1 of us in cup! be prepared for a drumming!! Wink  Laughing


i know it's slim but i wouldnt mind playing against you vic boys considering i know most of you from school, but i wasnt signed up when we played last time.  how about a pre season friendly?


Fuck me....... Outwood are gunna have to start pre-season this Sat with all friendly requests they're gettin  Embarassed  At rate Voakesys goin we'll struggle to get any  Laughing

Me thinks Outwood will do alright on the back of Voakesys (Unibrow  Laughing ) personal vendetta  Laughing



Dont worry Danny already got 4 teams who have agreed to play us in friendlies, 1 West Yorks team, 1 Wakey prem, 1 1st Div and a 2nd Div. Toying with the idea of arrranging a charity torunament, 20 mins each half, play every one in same day, then back to pub for a piss up. Outwood was invited but looks like they now bottled it but still got the other 4 that have agreed.
Wayne Rooneys Foot

Voakesy wrote:
Danny Hewitt wrote:
kes wrote:
Lloydi wrote:
kes wrote:
viduka wrote:
i realise that Laughing


i do too  Laughing

would like you and vic back in our league next season though  Laughing


no chance. ya'll have to hope you draw 1 of us in cup! be prepared for a drumming!! Wink  Laughing


i know it's slim but i wouldnt mind playing against you vic boys considering i know most of you from school, but i wasnt signed up when we played last time.  how about a pre season friendly?


Fuck me....... Outwood are gunna have to start pre-season this Sat with all friendly requests they're gettin  Embarassed  At rate Voakesys goin we'll struggle to get any  Laughing

Me thinks Outwood will do alright on the back of Voakesys (Unibrow  Laughing ) personal vendetta  Laughing



Dont worry Danny already got 4 teams who have agreed to play us in friendlies, 1 West Yorks team, 1 Wakey prem, 1 1st Div and a 2nd Div. Toying with the idea of arrranging a charity torunament, 20 mins each half, play every one in same day, then back to pub for a piss up. Outwood was invited but looks like they now bottled it but still got the other 4 that have agreed.


Where's our invite?  You bottled it haven't you ha - you knew you were lucky - fuking shitey brewers Laughing
bennett44

please voaksey we battered you in the cup final. i think a few players doubted there selfs when you beat us at our place but after the final on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays. that is a fact   Laughing
Voakesy

bennett44 wrote:
please voaksey we battered you in the cup final. i think a few players doubted there selfs when you beat us at our place but after the final on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays. that is a fact   Laughing


You played well there is no doubting that, but if we had played at the same level as we did at Outwood park, it would have been a different story. We didn;t perform, you did. Role reversal of what happened at Outwood Park where we battered you.
Voakesy

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
Danny Hewitt wrote:
kes wrote:
Lloydi wrote:
kes wrote:
viduka wrote:
i realise that Laughing


i do too  Laughing

would like you and vic back in our league next season though  Laughing


no chance. ya'll have to hope you draw 1 of us in cup! be prepared for a drumming!! Wink  Laughing


i know it's slim but i wouldnt mind playing against you vic boys considering i know most of you from school, but i wasnt signed up when we played last time.  how about a pre season friendly?


Fuck me....... Outwood are gunna have to start pre-season this Sat with all friendly requests they're gettin  Embarassed  At rate Voakesys goin we'll struggle to get any  Laughing

Me thinks Outwood will do alright on the back of Voakesys (Unibrow  Laughing ) personal vendetta  Laughing



Dont worry Danny already got 4 teams who have agreed to play us in friendlies, 1 West Yorks team, 1 Wakey prem, 1 1st Div and a 2nd Div. Toying with the idea of arrranging a charity torunament, 20 mins each half, play every one in same day, then back to pub for a piss up. Outwood was invited but looks like they now bottled it but still got the other 4 that have agreed.


Where's our invite?  You bottled it haven't you ha - you knew you were lucky - fuking shitey brewers Laughing


You knocked back my approach last year for a friendly, so wasnt asking again boothy.
Wayne Rooneys Foot

Voakesy wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
Danny Hewitt wrote:
kes wrote:
Lloydi wrote:
kes wrote:
viduka wrote:
i realise that Laughing


i do too  Laughing

would like you and vic back in our league next season though  Laughing


no chance. ya'll have to hope you draw 1 of us in cup! be prepared for a drumming!! Wink  Laughing


i know it's slim but i wouldnt mind playing against you vic boys considering i know most of you from school, but i wasnt signed up when we played last time.  how about a pre season friendly?


Fuck me....... Outwood are gunna have to start pre-season this Sat with all friendly requests they're gettin  Embarassed  At rate Voakesys goin we'll struggle to get any  Laughing

Me thinks Outwood will do alright on the back of Voakesys (Unibrow  Laughing ) personal vendetta  Laughing



Dont worry Danny already got 4 teams who have agreed to play us in friendlies, 1 West Yorks team, 1 Wakey prem, 1 1st Div and a 2nd Div. Toying with the idea of arrranging a charity torunament, 20 mins each half, play every one in same day, then back to pub for a piss up. Outwood was invited but looks like they now bottled it but still got the other 4 that have agreed.


Where's our invite?  You bottled it haven't you ha - you knew you were lucky - fuking shitey brewers Laughing


You knocked back my approach last year for a friendly, so wasnt asking again boothy.


Knocked back last years approach cos I din't think it appropriate to meet each other as we were in the same division, and there were still one or two unresolved issues with certain people - its obvious you have bottled it this time but never mind, we need to play someone who will prove to be more of a challenge, particularly with the new signings
Voakesy

Yes Andrew Booth we have bottled it.

Surprised  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
bennett44

Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
please voaksey we battered you in the cup final. i think a few players doubted there selfs when you beat us at our place but after the final on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays. that is a fact   Laughing


You played well there is no doubting that, but if we had played at the same level as we did at Outwood park, it would have been a different story. We didn;t perform, you did. Role reversal of what happened at Outwood Park where we battered you.
no the difference is you are not good enuf to get to the level we played in the cup final thats why i said "on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays" you won the league cos you was more consistent and thats the only reason FACT Laughing
ossettbrewer

bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
please voaksey we battered you in the cup final. i think a few players doubted there selfs when you beat us at our place but after the final on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays. that is a fact   Laughing


You played well there is no doubting that, but if we had played at the same level as we did at Outwood park, it would have been a different story. We didn;t perform, you did. Role reversal of what happened at Outwood Park where we battered you.
no the difference is you are not good enuf to get to the level we played in the cup final thats why i said "on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays" you won the league cos you was more consistent and thats the only reason FACT Laughing


?????????????????
Wayne Rooneys Foot

Voakesy wrote:
Yes Andrew Booth we have bottled it.

Surprised  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


Thank you Mark Voakes for being big enough to admit that.  ANd stop trying to pretend to be sarcastic.

Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
bennett44

ossettbrewer wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
please voaksey we battered you in the cup final. i think a few players doubted there selfs when you beat us at our place but after the final on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays. that is a fact   Laughing


You played well there is no doubting that, but if we had played at the same level as we did at Outwood park, it would have been a different story. We didn;t perform, you did. Role reversal of what happened at Outwood Park where we battered you.
no the difference is you are not good enuf to get to the level we played in the cup final thats why i said "on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays" you won the league cos you was more consistent and thats the only reason FACT Laughing


?????????????????
rest my case Laughing
Voakesy

bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
please voaksey we battered you in the cup final. i think a few players doubted there selfs when you beat us at our place but after the final on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays. that is a fact   Laughing


You played well there is no doubting that, but if we had played at the same level as we did at Outwood park, it would have been a different story. We didn;t perform, you did. Role reversal of what happened at Outwood Park where we battered you.
no the difference is you are not good enuf to get to the level we played in the cup final thats why i said "on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays" you won the league cos you was more consistent and thats the only reason FACT Laughing


We completely battered you at Outwood park, had a legitmate goal ruled out, firthy missed a couple of sitters, and you was no where near us that day, that my friend is a FACT. You out played us in the final, after we had not had a compeitive game for almost a month, also had to contend with a 40 mins break when one of our lads got injured (remember the Eduardo affect on Arsenal for comparison). We battered you at Outwood Park, you did in the final. 4 games, 2 draws 1 win a piece Bennett, they are the FACTS!!!
Wayne Rooneys Foot

Outwood will win Division 2 next season
bennett44

Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
please voaksey we battered you in the cup final. i think a few players doubted there selfs when you beat us at our place but after the final on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays. that is a fact   Laughing


You played well there is no doubting that, but if we had played at the same level as we did at Outwood park, it would have been a different story. We didn;t perform, you did. Role reversal of what happened at Outwood Park where we battered you.
no the difference is you are not good enuf to get to the level we played in the cup final thats why i said "on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays" you won the league cos you was more consistent and thats the only reason FACT Laughing


We completely battered you at Outwood park, had a legitmate goal ruled out, firthy missed a couple of sitters, and you was no where near us that day, that my friend is a FACT. You out played us in the final, after we had not had a compeitive game for almost a month, also had to contend with a 40 mins break when one of our lads got injured (remember the Eduardo affect on Arsenal for comparison). We battered you at Outwood Park, you did in the final. 4 games, 2 draws 1 win a piece Bennett, they are the FACTS!!!
well the pussy bitch who got a little grass burn on his arm should av got off the pitch simple as wot a laughing stock he was.  Laughing
Voakesy

Grass stain- Broke a bone in his arm just below the elbow, in plaster for 6-8 weeks.
viduka

thats a grass burn in outwood Wink
bennett44

Voakesy wrote:
Grass stain- Broke a bone in his arm just below the elbow, in plaster for 6-8 weeks.
wots your point his legs still worked. wot you telling me it took his legs 40mins to work the soft cunt wot a joke, and you lot should av got him to move instead of doing the "there there routine" Sad
bennett44

viduka wrote:
thats a grass burn in outwood Wink
i did say grass burn
bennett44

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Outwood will win Division 2 next season
boothy knows Laughing  Laughing
Voakesy

bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
Grass stain- Broke a bone in his arm just below the elbow, in plaster for 6-8 weeks.
wots your point his legs still worked. wot you telling me it took his legs 40mins to work the soft cunt wot a joke, and you lot should av got him to move instead of doing the "there there routine" Sad



The problem you have in todays, where theres blame theres a claim culture, is if we move him, we become potentially liable for any further injuries caused. Therefore, none of us were prepared to take that risk.
Wayne Rooneys Foot

Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
Grass stain- Broke a bone in his arm just below the elbow, in plaster for 6-8 weeks.
wots your point his legs still worked. wot you telling me it took his legs 40mins to work the soft cunt wot a joke, and you lot should av got him to move instead of doing the "there there routine" Sad



The problem you have in todays, where theres blame theres a claim culture, is if we move him, we become potentially liable for any further injuries caused. Therefore, none of us were prepared to take that risk.


Your clubs liability insurance should cover you for that
Voakesy

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
Grass stain- Broke a bone in his arm just below the elbow, in plaster for 6-8 weeks.
wots your point his legs still worked. wot you telling me it took his legs 40mins to work the soft cunt wot a joke, and you lot should av got him to move instead of doing the "there there routine" Sad



The problem you have in todays, where theres blame theres a claim culture, is if we move him, we become potentially liable for any further injuries caused. Therefore, none of us were prepared to take that risk.


Your clubs liability insurance should cover you for that


Not sure on the in's and out's of liability insurance, but I would be almost certain there would be a clause in there stating that if a injured player is moved/advised to move by a non medical trained(doctor, nurse, paramedic etc)person then they wouldn't pay out.
Voakesy

bennett44 wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Outwood will win Division 2 next season
boothy knows Laughing  Laughing


You will certainly be up there challenging, if we sign 3 if the 5/6 were after we wont be a million miles away from you.
Wayne Rooneys Foot

Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Outwood will win Division 2 next season
boothy knows Laughing  Laughing


You will certainly be up there challenging, if we sign 3 if the 5/6 were after we wont be a million miles away from you.


Only 5/6??  Well allegedly 4 of my players have been approached and they're going nowhere - so who's the other 1/2.
ossettbrewer

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
Grass stain- Broke a bone in his arm just below the elbow, in plaster for 6-8 weeks.
wots your point his legs still worked. wot you telling me it took his legs 40mins to work the soft cunt wot a joke, and you lot should av got him to move instead of doing the "there there routine" Sad



The problem you have in todays, where theres blame theres a claim culture, is if we move him, we become potentially liable for any further injuries caused. Therefore, none of us were prepared to take that risk.


Your clubs liability insurance should cover you for that


dont think theres a clause in our liability insurance that states when a player is injured and states that he cant move and is in pain, that you medically decide to rag him off the pitch????
Voakesy

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Outwood will win Division 2 next season
boothy knows Laughing  Laughing


You will certainly be up there challenging, if we sign 3 if the 5/6 were after we wont be a million miles away from you.


Only 5/6??  Well allegedly 4 of my players have been approached and they're going nowhere - so who's the other 1/2.


We will see.

Watch this space.
ossettbrewer

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Outwood will win Division 2 next season
boothy knows Laughing  Laughing


You will certainly be up there challenging, if we sign 3 if the 5/6 were after we wont be a million miles away from you.


Only 5/6??  Well allegedly 4 of my players have been approached and they're going nowhere - so who's the other 1/2.


Mr Gray has signed, and you only have one other good player
Voakesy

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Outwood will win Division 2 next season
boothy knows Laughing  Laughing


You will certainly be up there challenging, if we sign 3 if the 5/6 were after we wont be a million miles away from you.


Only 5/6??  Well allegedly 4 of my players have been approached and they're going nowhere - so who's the other 1/2.


Which 4?
Wayne Rooneys Foot

ossettbrewer wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
Grass stain- Broke a bone in his arm just below the elbow, in plaster for 6-8 weeks.
wots your point his legs still worked. wot you telling me it took his legs 40mins to work the soft cunt wot a joke, and you lot should av got him to move instead of doing the "there there routine" Sad



The problem you have in todays, where theres blame theres a claim culture, is if we move him, we become potentially liable for any further injuries caused. Therefore, none of us were prepared to take that risk.


Your clubs liability insurance should cover you for that


dont think theres a clause in our liability insurance that states when a player is injured and states that he cant move and is in pain, that you medically decide to rag him off the pitch????


Doesn't need a clause, the word 'liability' sums it up. We would have some rather lengthy insurance documents if examples of what we could be liable for were included. I think back to when Gaz Cleaver dislocated his shoulder last season and I pulled him up by his arm and told him to stop being a poof - now he's a reet man.  He got up, walked off the pitch, got the bus to A&E, still in his full kit, and then started making sexually inappropriate comments to all the nurses.  Get in Laughing  Laughing
ossettbrewer

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
ossettbrewer wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
Grass stain- Broke a bone in his arm just below the elbow, in plaster for 6-8 weeks.
wots your point his legs still worked. wot you telling me it took his legs 40mins to work the soft cunt wot a joke, and you lot should av got him to move instead of doing the "there there routine" Sad



The problem you have in todays, where theres blame theres a claim culture, is if we move him, we become potentially liable for any further injuries caused. Therefore, none of us were prepared to take that risk.


Your clubs liability insurance should cover you for that


dont think theres a clause in our liability insurance that states when a player is injured and states that he cant move and is in pain, that you medically decide to rag him off the pitch????


Doesn't need a clause, the word 'liability' sums it up. We would have some rather lengthy insurance documents if examples of what we could be liable for were included. I think back to when Gaz Cleaver dislocated his shoulder last season and I pulled him up by his arm and told him to stop being a poof - now he's a reet man.  He got up, walked off the pitch, got the bus to A&E, still in his full kit, and then started making sexually inappropriate comments to all the nurses.  Get in Laughing  Laughing


then put 15 stone on and hasnt played since cos it keeps popping out Very Happy
Voakesy

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
ossettbrewer wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
Grass stain- Broke a bone in his arm just below the elbow, in plaster for 6-8 weeks.
wots your point his legs still worked. wot you telling me it took his legs 40mins to work the soft cunt wot a joke, and you lot should av got him to move instead of doing the "there there routine" Sad



The problem you have in todays, where theres blame theres a claim culture, is if we move him, we become potentially liable for any further injuries caused. Therefore, none of us were prepared to take that risk.


Your clubs liability insurance should cover you for that


dont think theres a clause in our liability insurance that states when a player is injured and states that he cant move and is in pain, that you medically decide to rag him off the pitch????


Doesn't need a clause, the word 'liability' sums it up.
We would have some rather lengthy insurance documents if examples of what we could be liable for were included. I think back to when Gaz Cleaver dislocated his shoulder last season and I pulled him up by his arm and told him to stop being a poof - now he's a reet man.  He got up, walked off the pitch, got the bus to A&E, still in his full kit, and then started making sexually inappropriate comments to all the nurses.  Get in Laughing  Laughing


This statement shows how thick you really are.
Wayne Rooneys Foot

Voakesy wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
ossettbrewer wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
Grass stain- Broke a bone in his arm just below the elbow, in plaster for 6-8 weeks.
wots your point his legs still worked. wot you telling me it took his legs 40mins to work the soft cunt wot a joke, and you lot should av got him to move instead of doing the "there there routine" Sad



The problem you have in todays, where theres blame theres a claim culture, is if we move him, we become potentially liable for any further injuries caused. Therefore, none of us were prepared to take that risk.


Your clubs liability insurance should cover you for that


dont think theres a clause in our liability insurance that states when a player is injured and states that he cant move and is in pain, that you medically decide to rag him off the pitch????


Doesn't need a clause, the word 'liability' sums it up.
We would have some rather lengthy insurance documents if examples of what we could be liable for were included. I think back to when Gaz Cleaver dislocated his shoulder last season and I pulled him up by his arm and told him to stop being a poof - now he's a reet man.  He got up, walked off the pitch, got the bus to A&E, still in his full kit, and then started making sexually inappropriate comments to all the nurses.  Get in Laughing  Laughing


This statement shows how thick you really are.


Explain Mr Voakes - liability in insurance terms tends to focus on an individuals or in this case an organisation's financial obligations.  Henceforth if you had moved Ginner and caused extra damage to his arm (highly unlikely) and he had decided to sue (again highly unlikely) then the liability element of your clubs insurance should cover you for any court costs, legal fees, compensation claims etc..  As a responsible Club official, I encourage all my players to take out their own personal insurance and this season arranged for a visit from an insurance company to discuss this with the team.

And don't call me thick.  I am the cleverest person you know.
Wayne Rooneys Foot

ossettbrewer wrote:
[. I think back to when Gaz Cleaver dislocated his shoulder last season and I pulled him up by his arm and told him to stop being a poof - now he's a reet man.  He got up, walked off the pitch, got the bus to A&E, still in his full kit, and then started making sexually inappropriate comments to all the nurses.  Get in Laughing  Laughing


then put 15 stone on and hasnt played since cos it keeps popping out Very Happy[/quote]

Laughing Too true - then makes his comeback after nearly a year out - 15 mins on the pitch and puts some one out of the game first challenge, then the following week ends up with a pot on his hand after dishing out a few batterings - becoming the stuff of legend
viduka

retract that last bit....you mean he got a few beatings...and mr bennett i meant a broken arm in outwood is equivalent to a grass burn....
Wayne Rooneys Foot

ossettbrewer wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Outwood will win Division 2 next season
boothy knows Laughing  Laughing


You will certainly be up there challenging, if we sign 3 if the 5/6 were after we wont be a million miles away from you.


Only 5/6??  Well allegedly 4 of my players have been approached and they're going nowhere - so who's the other 1/2.


Mr Gray has signed, and you only have one other good player


Mr Gray is going nowhere, I gave him a new computer yeaterday - if we only have one good other player, then how come 4 have been asked.  Two of them being offered quite attractive incentives as well, now rules are rules...
viduka

yeaterday

fik kunt......
Wayne Rooneys Foot

viduka wrote:
yeaterday

fik kunt......


Laughing  Laughing
Danny Hewitt

bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
bennett44 wrote:
please voaksey we battered you in the cup final. i think a few players doubted there selfs when you beat us at our place but after the final on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays. that is a fact   Laughing


You played well there is no doubting that, but if we had played at the same level as we did at Outwood park, it would have been a different story. We didn;t perform, you did. Role reversal of what happened at Outwood Park where we battered you.
no the difference is you are not good enuf to get to the level we played in the cup final thats why i said "on that preformance we can beat anyone no matter how well the other team plays" you won the league cos you was more consistent and thats the only reason FACT Laughing


We completely battered you at Outwood park, had a legitmate goal ruled out, firthy missed a couple of sitters, and you was no where near us that day, that my friend is a FACT. You out played us in the final, after we had not had a compeitive game for almost a month, also had to contend with a 40 mins break when one of our lads got injured (remember the Eduardo affect on Arsenal for comparison). We battered you at Outwood Park, you did in the final. 4 games, 2 draws 1 win a piece Bennett, they are the FACTS!!!
well the pussy bitch who got a little grass burn on his arm should av got off the pitch simple as wot a laughing stock he was.  Laughing


Abit harsh!!!  Embarassed  Granted he should have prob got up sooner but in all fairness it was your fault you dirdy bastard  Laughing
Outwood Victoria

good shout dan, im wiv you.......ric bennett is just a dirty twat who  just likes cripplin folk for no good reason, and then calls 'em soft cunts.............





that's why i like him Laughing  Laughing  Cool
viduka

dirdy "outwood" cants
bennett44

viduka wrote:
retract that last bit....you mean he got a few beatings...and mr bennett i meant a broken arm in outwood is equivalent to a grass burn....
i didnt read it rite my mistake  Laughing
bennett44

Outwood Victoria wrote:
good shout dan, im wiv you.......ric bennett is just a dirty twat who  just likes cripplin folk for no good reason, and then calls 'em soft cunts.............





that's why i like him Laughing  Laughing  Cool
so how did we end up with the free-kick  after the 40minute break Laughing  Laughing i still carnt work that out
troubled

no idea how you got that free kick!!!!!!!!

 one of the worst decisions i have ever seen!!!!!!!did you look at the ref with your BUNGLE  Laughing sized cranium and gave him the look?

also to be fair to the game it came down to 2 penalties and a superb freekick! and in all honesty after you got your first penalty, we should have had one straight away, as quite rightly acknowledged by your keeper "i dont know how it wasnt as i just went to kick him and did!"  Shocked your keepers words!

 you did dominate in the 2nd half, but you forget we did dominate the first half!!!!!

  will be fun next season, will be the same two teams go up again i think!!!! i was just getting into a scoring run, 2 in 2 it was at the end!! Wink
Wayne Rooneys Foot

troubled wrote:
no idea how you got that free kick!!!!!!!!

 one of the worst decisions i have ever seen!!!!!!!did you look at the ref with your BUNGLE  Laughing sized cranium and gave him the look?

also to be fair to the game it came down to 2 penalties and a superb freekick! and in all honesty after you got your first penalty, we should have had one straight away, as quite rightly acknowledged by your keeper "i dont know how it wasnt as i just went to kick him and did!"  Shocked your keepers words!

 you did dominate in the 2nd half, but you forget we did dominate the first half!!!!!

  will be fun next season, will be the same two teams go up again i think!!!! i was just getting into a scoring run, 2 in 2 it was at the end!! Wink


As a neutral spectator, I must say that Outwood mullered Brewers in the final after the game re-started following the injury delay, although Brewers were far superior up until that point.  Testament to the Outwood Management for identifying what was going wrong and sorting it out efficiently and effectively.  As for the penalties, both fouls denied very good goalscoring chances.  And Brewers goal was almost as much of a freak as the player that scored it.

Back to the foul, I believe that the referee had already blown for a Brewers foul just as Mr Bennett launched himself into the challenge.  Thats why Outwood got the free kick.  Dirdy Brewers Cants.  Outwood to win next seasons 2nd Division, Brewers to come 3rd.
bennett44

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
troubled wrote:
no idea how you got that free kick!!!!!!!!

 one of the worst decisions i have ever seen!!!!!!!did you look at the ref with your BUNGLE  Laughing sized cranium and gave him the look?

also to be fair to the game it came down to 2 penalties and a superb freekick! and in all honesty after you got your first penalty, we should have had one straight away, as quite rightly acknowledged by your keeper "i dont know how it wasnt as i just went to kick him and did!"  Shocked your keepers words!

 you did dominate in the 2nd half, but you forget we did dominate the first half!!!!!

  will be fun next season, will be the same two teams go up again i think!!!! i was just getting into a scoring run, 2 in 2 it was at the end!! Wink


As a neutral spectator, I must say that Outwood mullered Brewers in the final after the game re-started following the injury delay, although Brewers were far superior up until that point.  Testament to the Outwood Management for identifying what was going wrong and sorting it out efficiently and effectively.  As for the penalties, both fouls denied very good goalscoring chances.  And Brewers goal was almost as much of a freak as the player that scored it.

Back to the foul, I believe that the referee had already blown for a Brewers foul just as Mr Bennett launched himself into the challenge.  Thats why Outwood got the free kick.  Dirdy Brewers Cants.  Outwood to win next seasons 2nd Division, Brewers to come 3rd.
you make me sound like a rocket, right backs shouldnt cross the halfway line cos they either get hurt or a nose bleed  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil
mcfadden

is that rite bennett???
bennett44

mcfadden wrote:
is that rite bennett???
in your case you just get a nose bleed Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
bennett44

its just so far up the pitch right backs forget they av to run all the way back when they lose the ball  Laughing
Outwood Victoria

i agree wiv boothy about everything........he's my hero Embarassed  Embarassed
Outwood Victoria

now back to the original reason for this thread..........

those in glass houses........

Following recent allegations into ineligible players being fielded in Division 3 of the Wakefield and District Saturday League during the 2007/08 Season, the News of the World’s very own jewel in the crown of exposing corruption in the beautiful game has been asked to investigate incidences of teams being involved in a breach of the rule book.

One possible case has emerged and centres around the Division 3 League Champions, Ossett Two Brewers and the signing of Andrew ‘Tink’ Taylor from AFC Two Brewers.  Although Taylor played several games for Ossett Two Brewers between January and March 2008, he was conspicuous by his absence from the Ossett Two Brewers list of eligible players as listed in the Division 3 Cup Final Programme.  This seems peculiar when players such as Stephen Walton and Matthew Askin were included even though they had not played enough games to be available for selection.  This provokes the thought that Ossett Two Brewers may possibly have played players under the names of Mr Walton and Mr Askin.

Further investigations have revealed a complete omission of Mr Taylor’s inclusion in Ossett Two Brewer’s results as described on their website - http://www.webteams.co.uk/Home.aspx?team=ossetttwobrewers.
And even more concerning is the fact that when the Ossett Two Brewers Website was updated following their clash with local rivals Little Bull FC on 23 February 2008, the substitutes listed for that game were Paul Kipling and Jonathon Newsome.  The two substitutes who actually appeared in the game were Paul Kipling and Andrew Taylor.  The Website was subsequently updated and Jonathon Newsome’s involvement removed.  Is there an attempted cover up here?
Indications so far intimate that Mr Taylor participated in at least 3 games for Ossett Two Brewers including important title/promotion battles with Little Bull and Outwood Victoria.

This also leads to concern over the transfers of players between Ossett Two Brewers and AFC Two Brewers with several moves between the two clubs during the course of the season.  This situation will require close monitoring as the two clubs are scheduled to be in the same division next season.

If these allegations are proved correct, could Ossett Two Brewers be stripped of their league title and perhaps promotion?  Would the double be awarded to Outwood or even the League to Ossett Athletic should Outwood be deducted points?

Our lawyers are watching

now as voakes would say, i can only say what the evidence suggests...................................i know..........i'm a clever fuker Embarassed  Embarassed

will brewers pay the price.........only hargreaves knows Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
viduka

briefly.....coz im busy at the moment.....i do the website.....tink....was never even put on the website as i never really knew his name/details.....plus the bull games i never attended so the first game line up was guessed...the second game hasnt even been put on....as for all the other stuff ive no idea...all id say is dont read too much into the website as like i say missing half the games this season....most of the line ups were made up by me...as were the goal descriptions...which if you look were all scored very similar...unless it was me scoring of course then they were all pearlers Wink
bennett44

viduka wrote:
briefly.....coz im busy at the moment.....i do the website.....tink....was never even put on the website as i never really knew his name/details.....plus the bull games i never attended so the first game line up was guessed...the second game hasnt even been put on....as for all the other stuff ive no idea...all id say is dont read too much into the website as like i say missing half the games this season....most of the line ups were made up by me...as were the goal descriptions...which if you look were all scored very similar...unless it was me scoring of course then they were all pearlers Wink
lets hope not, not like your management tryed to do with us. see its so easy to find dark patches if you go looking and try to drag a teams name thru the shit. whether its true or not isnt the point, the point is things should be done behind closed doors and then opened if found guilty not a minute before, im shaw you would agree vids
Voakesy

Website done by Viduka, who didn.t play/watch either of the bull matches.

Dicky, you say he has played 3 games, dont you have to play 4 to be eligible for the cup, thick fucker, thats why he wasn;t on the list of players eligible for the cup.

Askin never played a competitve game for us, only played a pre season friendly v Cross Keys, we were dumfounded to find his name on the list of players, hence we contacted the league ourselves to find out if he was, and was informed he wasn't eligble.

Walton played more than 4 matches in the early part of the season therfore was on the list of eligible players for the cup.
bennett44

Voakesy wrote:
Website done by Viduka, who didn.t play/watch either of the bull matches.

Dicky, you say he has played 3 games, dont you have to play 4 to be eligible for the cup, thick fucker, thats why he wasn;t on the list of players eligible for the cup.

Askin never played a competitve game for us, only played a pre season friendly v Cross Keys, we were dumfounded to find his name on the list of players, hence we contacted the league ourselves to find out if he was, and was informed he wasn't eligble.

Walton played more than 4 matches in the early part of the season therfore was on the list of eligible players for the cup.
tut tut Laughing
Voakesy

bennett44 wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
Website done by Viduka, who didn.t play/watch either of the bull matches.

Dicky, you say he has played 3 games, dont you have to play 4 to be eligible for the cup, thick fucker, thats why he wasn;t on the list of players eligible for the cup.

Askin never played a competitve game for us, only played a pre season friendly v Cross Keys, we were dumfounded to find his name on the list of players, hence we contacted the league ourselves to find out if he was, and was informed he wasn't eligble.

Walton played more than 4 matches in the early part of the season therfore was on the list of eligible players for the cup.
tut tut Laughing


But thats one of the obvious easy rules.
Outwood Victoria

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.........read it properly Voakes you thick cunt......i said he had played at least 3 games, and against some of the top opposition, which begs the question...he was good enough to play against bull/vic, but could only manage one other game??

i know the rules you clown, that's why i said AT LEAST 3!!

what's wrong pal....truth hurt Laughing  Laughing
Voakesy

Outwood Victoria wrote:
hhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.........read it properly Voakes you thick cunt......i said he had played at least 3 games, and against some of the top opposition, which begs the question...he was good enough to play against bull/vic, but could only manage one other game??

i know the rules you clown, that's why i said AT LEAST 3!!

what's wrong pal....truth hurt Laughing  Laughing


He left Stuarts team (other brewers) becasue he didnt get on with Stu, and was mates with Austin/Couie/Wayne so wanted to join us. Signed when we had a tough run of games, that included Bull and Outwood and was difficult for us to have a proper look at him. He played about 15 mins over 3 games, then went on a stag doo to whitley bay(i think) then quit cos he wasn't playing enough.
ossettbrewer

Outwood Victoria wrote:
now back to the original reason for this thread..........

those in glass houses........

Following recent allegations into ineligible players being fielded in Division 3 of the Wakefield and District Saturday League during the 2007/08 Season, the News of the World’s very own jewel in the crown of exposing corruption in the beautiful game has been asked to investigate incidences of teams being involved in a breach of the rule book.

One possible case has emerged and centres around the Division 3 League Champions, Ossett Two Brewers and the signing of Andrew ‘Tink’ Taylor from AFC Two Brewers.  Although Taylor played several games for Ossett Two Brewers between January and March 2008, he was conspicuous by his absence from the Ossett Two Brewers list of eligible players as listed in the Division 3 Cup Final Programme.  This seems peculiar when players such as Stephen Walton and Matthew Askin were included even though they had not played enough games to be available for selection.  This provokes the thought that Ossett Two Brewers may possibly have played players under the names of Mr Walton and Mr Askin.

Further investigations have revealed a complete omission of Mr Taylor’s inclusion in Ossett Two Brewer’s results as described on their website - http://www.webteams.co.uk/Home.aspx?team=ossetttwobrewers.
And even more concerning is the fact that when the Ossett Two Brewers Website was updated following their clash with local rivals Little Bull FC on 23 February 2008, the substitutes listed for that game were Paul Kipling and Jonathon Newsome.  The two substitutes who actually appeared in the game were Paul Kipling and Andrew Taylor.  The Website was subsequently updated and Jonathon Newsome’s involvement removed.  Is there an attempted cover up here?
Indications so far intimate that Mr Taylor participated in at least 3 games for Ossett Two Brewers including important title/promotion battles with Little Bull and Outwood Victoria.

This also leads to concern over the transfers of players between Ossett Two Brewers and AFC Two Brewers with several moves between the two clubs during the course of the season.  This situation will require close monitoring as the two clubs are scheduled to be in the same division next season.

If these allegations are proved correct, could Ossett Two Brewers be stripped of their league title and perhaps promotion?  Would the double be awarded to Outwood or even the League to Ossett Athletic should Outwood be deducted points?

Our lawyers are watching