united in arms
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stanley arms quick to deny rift............Contacts close to the stanley arms (aardvark albion) management team have moved to publicly deny a rift in the managerial camp.
The rumours were flying after press overheard a conversation last saturday night at the presentation night.
All the same was clearly heard saying that he expected his beloved stanley arms side to have amassed "12 points in the first half dozen league games"
R9 was then over heard to be upset at this target claiming that " the boys would need to get off to a flying start to put the bigger teams under pressure and that he at least expects a dozen points from the first six league games"
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lffb
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you should try writing for sunday sport
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r9
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Re: stanley arms quick to deny rift............ | united in arms wrote: | Contacts close to the stanley arms (aardvark albion) management team have moved to publicly deny a rift in the managerial camp.
The rumours were flying after press overheard a conversation last saturday night at the presentation night.
All the same was clearly heard saying that he expected his beloved stanley arms side to have amassed "12 points in the first half dozen league games"
R9 was then over heard to be upset at this target claiming that " the boys would need to get off to a flying start to put the bigger teams under pressure and that he at least expects a dozen points from the first six league games"
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i said a bakers dozen dazzler so 12 points is correct 
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mickyled
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i'll take a risk here.....................a bakers dozen is 13!!!!!!!!
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united in arms
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leave it with me mick.........
just checking...........
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Rooney NMW
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no risk there mickey
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r9
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| mickyled wrote: | | i'll take a risk here.....................a bakers dozen is 13!!!!!!!! |
mick i was takin the piss course i know a bakers dozen is 11
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united in arms
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bastard.........
i thought a bakers dozen was actually 12..........and that one!!!
(baldrick counting beans - priceless!!!)
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mickyled
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| united in arms wrote: | bastard.........
i thought a bakers dozen was actually 12..........and that one!!!
(baldrick counting beans - priceless!!!)
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bakers dozen =12
and that one=1
total
some numbers
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united in arms
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"1....2.......3........4....................4........so baldrick what does that make??"
"a very small casserole m'lord"
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Lineachalk
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[quote="united in arms"]"1....2.......3........4....................4........so baldrick what does that make??"
"a very small casserole m'lord"
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For the benefit of our viewers united in arms forgot to add the word beans to the above post....
Shoo shoo dirdy no pics allowed moderator 
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united in arms
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i stand corrected!!
think most of you who are "in the know"......
will prob appreciate that the casserole gag comes after the " if i have 2 beans and add 2 more beans what does that make"
for the benefit of the young uneducated bunch..........
Black Adder:
Right Baldrick, let's try again shall we? This is called adding. If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?
Baldrick:
Some beans.
Black Adder:
Yes...and no. Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?
Baldrick:
A very small casserole.
Black Adder:
Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try again. One, two, three, four. So how many are there?
Baldrick :
Three
Black Adder:
What?
Baldrick :
And that one.
Black Adder:
Three and that one. So if I add that one to the three what will I have?
Baldrick
Oh! Some beans.
Black Adder:
Yes. To you Baldrick, the renaissance was just something that happened to other people wasn't it?
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Black Adder to Percy:
You're a sad laughable figure aren't you Percy? What do you think of Percy's ruff, Baldrick?
Baldrick :
Four
Black Adder:
What
Baldrick :
Some beans and some beans is four beans
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mickyled
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awwww i was enjoying that daz.
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lffb
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no its not an horse racing forum but its not a blacker adder one eigher two horses for you to look out for had em tipped from a good source
chief hearted
ice melter
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