Voakesy
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Race Night 29th September-Two BrewersHi all,
Just a polite invite to all, the Brewers will be having a race night on the 29th September first race 7.30pm, plenty of prizes(potential to win £100 in Race 8+ beer tokens, champagne and other prizes), cheap ale(£2 a pint) will be a good laugh all round if anyone is interested.
Buy a horse for a tenner, sponsor a race for twenty spot.
Should be a cracking night with free food supplied.
All welcome.
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prostarboy
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sounds like its ganna be a good night. hope u enjoy yourself. saw u today...make no wonder u go from there if theres free food on!
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viduka
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fukin hell i think he wants a slap voakesy,sounds like a cheeky cunt this prostarboy
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prostarboy
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u'll have to catch me 1st mate
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prostarboy
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well no, sorry viduka mate, i dont know who u r yet so u might b able to, i know fat boy wudnt b able to tho. ha ha
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Voakesy
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| prostarboy wrote: | | well no, sorry viduka mate, i dont know who u r yet so u might b able to, i know fat boy wudnt b able to tho. ha ha |
These new kids who come on here shouting there mouths off like little school girls?
If you was there today why not say summat to me then you prick?
Mr Muscle from Prostar Puffs!
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prostarboy
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touched a nerve slim?
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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| prostarboy wrote: | | touched a nerve slim? |
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Smawthorne Massive
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| Voakesy wrote: | | prostarboy wrote: | | well no, sorry viduka mate, i dont know who u r yet so u might b able to, i know fat boy wudnt b able to tho. ha ha |
These new kids who come on here shouting there mouths off like little school girls?
If you was there today why not say summat to me then you prick?
Mr Muscle from Prostar Puffs! |
So are you part of these new kids then seeing you only joined at the end of July 
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Voakesy
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| Smawthorne Massive wrote: | | Voakesy wrote: | | prostarboy wrote: | | well no, sorry viduka mate, i dont know who u r yet so u might b able to, i know fat boy wudnt b able to tho. ha ha |
These new kids who come on here shouting there mouths off like little school girls?
If you was there today why not say summat to me then you prick?
Mr Muscle from Prostar Puffs! |
So are you part of these new kids then seeing you only joined at the end of July |
I was referring to these new teams, Prostar are new team in league!
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Voakesy
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Mr Booth bought a horse in the brewers race night and also paid for it, and he says he will be attending the evening.
Saying that he was wankered when he did it the other day in the brewers.
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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got to be wankered to go in the brewers - what was the horse called again?
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viduka
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Prostarboy....apparently it rides well......like a buckaroo...
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Voakesy
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Little Bull you called it- I saw the a video of the exact horse, and it looks small, overpriced and out of his depth- a bit similar to the Little Bull.
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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Reminds me of the one I saw - Two Brewers - cheap, tacky and devoid of character, atmosphere and charisma
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viduka
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Super the honeymoons over and its back to some forum shit slinging......Oh how ive missed it....
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Voakesy
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Yeah its over! Boothy is a prick!
Now that reminds me, you dodged the round on Friday, tight twat!
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simonturfrey
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y r u mouthing my pub off to get at one its customers TIT
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Duffysknee
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Kin ell - does it ever stop in Ossett.
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viduka
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This is how we like it stevie 
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simonturfrey
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we love boiling up the action, makes pub busy kid
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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| simonturfrey wrote: | | y r u mouthing my pub off to get at one its customers TIT |
customer?? I thought your relationship was a bit more meaningful than that 
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Voakesy
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Just a reminder- THE TWO BREWERS RACE NIGHT THIS SAT.
Will boothy be attending to cheer on his horse?
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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no
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viduka
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which means YES
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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what time is my horse running - and what do I get if it wins?
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viduka
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A pile of its manure for your allotment!!!
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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Tht would be good as its the time of year when I'm clearing all the beds and getting them prepared for next year - good time to dig the manure in for optimum growth for next year. Unfortunately for my fruit and veg, its a cash prize - HOW MUCH?
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viduka
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FUK THE FOOTBALL AND FUK THE HORSES...decorating for me for the rest of the season anyone got tips on how to paper the top of my stairs without breaking my fucking neck!!!
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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what do you want to paper the stairs for? I put carpets on mine
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Voakesy
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Each race winner wins a prize, for eg. 10 free pints, 10 free shots, 2 bottles of champagnes. Then there horse goes into race 8, it wins that they win £100 cash, 2nd £30 cash, 3 rs £20 cash.
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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10 free pints? thats not even a players win bonus!!!
What if the owners not there - do his drinks remain 'paid on' to collect at a later date?? What time is Little Bull running?
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viduka
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cant see "a little bull"being very pacy..is it running in a special race for farm yard animals...maybe a sheep and a pig..or a hen and a goat..i think you get the picture...
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Voakesy
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Nope, the owner must be in the pub at time of the race. Get your arse there. Not sure mate, will check when I get home tonight and let you know!!!!!!
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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Might treat the missus to a night out
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Voakesy
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote: | | Might treat the missus to a night out |
who's that roger?
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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woooo
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Leeds
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I'd love to come and see the banter and shit slinging between Voakes n Booth. Will there be bets on who bites 1st???
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Voakesy
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| Leeds wrote: | | I'd love to come and see the banter and shit slinging between Voakes n Booth. Will there be bets on who bites 1st??? |
We dont bite, me and boothy are bussom buddies now. We enjoy regularly drinks together, and he even sent me a get well soon message on Saturday. Me and boothy 4ever. Pictures circulating of me and him shaking hands too. Get yourself up to the brewers!
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Leeds
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I've seen that picture, you look like a good couple! . I've also seen 1 of the gaffer taking money from sy Turfey, is that for the bull to throw the league? . Dissapointed in that picture Mr Booth, caught in another comprimising position! 
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viduka
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Get the pictures on here...Mr Booth!!!...Despicable behaviour 
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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ant u people got any work to do?
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Leeds
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Need a job to do work! It's not far off time for a pint
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Voakesy
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Thankfully I have tinternet access at work!
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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| Voakesy wrote: | | Thankfully I have tinternet access at work! |
tw*t - where do you think the rest of us are? down the job club with your famous centre half?
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Voakesy
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote: | | Voakesy wrote: | | Thankfully I have tinternet access at work! |
tw*t - where do you think the rest of us are? down the job club with your famous centre half? |
Graham and Couie are both employed. Who are you talking about?
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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apologies - meant to say down the job club keeping your famous centre half's desk warm
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Dazzler
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piss funny all this lol. voakes have you been poory mate 
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Voakesy
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Been ill buddy, a lot better now, awaiting test results. Will you be attending the brewers this sat?
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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| Voakesy wrote: | | Been ill buddy, a lot better now, awaiting test results. Will you be attending the brewers this sat? |
homosexuality is not a disease - nowt wriong with you
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Dazzler
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to much ale that mate, oh and mandys cooking lol, not sure about race night specially if boothys going lol. might be proping up bar at skipsea instead
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Dazzler
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NO!!! i know what it is mate ... YOUR IN LOVE>>> 
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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come on then dazzler
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Voakesy
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Dont talk silly Darren!
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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| Voakesy wrote: | | Dont talk silly Darren! |
No don't talk silly Darren - that's Voakesy's area of expertise
Along with looking silly
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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Its race night!! Come on Little Bull you beauty!!
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simonturfrey
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Come on 'TWAT' or whatever Voakesy has changed the name of my donkey too
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