A Certain MB
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Place Your Bets.......Jus call me John (Less Hairy!) McCririck , your local bookmaker!!
fancy a flutter?? well lets have a look at the odds!!
The Title : -
Alverthorpe 3/1 : Good unit of players, that have come together and gelled quickly, yet to hit top form , which poses problems for the opposition. Would put the house and wife on them getting promoted, if not blitzing the title???
Foresters 5/1 : Some impressive scorelines have put this side in second place. worth a couple of sprouts on them, the only dissapointing thing is that they lost to the smiths arms, because their manager tickles little boys and thats just plain wrong!! good team none the less!
AFC Wakefield 8/1 : I don't think they are first place material as they have leaked quite a few goals, which could be there downfall, but the table doesn't lie and joint second is a good start to the season. I would bet the unwanted sibling on this one
They are the bookies favourites to win the league, no disrespect to dodworth or wakefield athletic, buts lets be honest boys, it aint happening this year!!! but i'll give you good odds if you want me to take ur turnips off you???
But it is early doors at the moment, and all will be subject to change!!
Any Takers???
more odds to follow........
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Voakesy
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Re: Place Your Bets....... | A Certain MB wrote: | Jus call me John (Less Hairy!) McCririck , your local bookmaker!!
fancy a flutter?? well lets have a look at the odds!!
The Title : -
Alverthorpe 3/1 : Good unit of players, that have come together and gelled quickly, yet to hit top form , which poses problems for the opposition. Would put the house and wife on them getting promoted, if not blitzing the title???
Foresters 5/1 : Some impressive scorelines have put this side in second place. worth a couple of sprouts on them, the only dissapointing thing is that they lost to the smiths arms, because their manager tickles little boys and thats just plain wrong!! good team none the less!
AFC Wakefield 8/1 : I don't think they are first place material as they have leaked quite a few goals, which could be there downfall, but the table doesn't lie and joint second is a good start to the season. I would bet the unwanted sibling on this one
They are the bookies favourites to win the league, no disrespect to dodworth or wakefield athletic, buts lets be honest boys, it aint happening this year!!! but i'll give you good odds if you want me to take ur turnips off you???
But it is early doors at the moment, and all will be subject to change!!
Any Takers???
more odds to follow........ |
Each way-top 3 or 4? Any odds on other divisions? How do we know you will pay up?
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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fuk me voakes - you got a bloody gambling problem - think you'll only get e/w odds on top 2 in these small leagues though - what prices on division 3 MB??
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Willy
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Re: Place Your Bets....... | A Certain MB wrote: | Jus call me John (Less Hairy!) McCririck , your local bookmaker!!
fancy a flutter?? well lets have a look at the odds!!
The Title : -
Alverthorpe 3/1 : Good unit of players, that have come together and gelled quickly, yet to hit top form , which poses problems for the opposition. Would put the house and wife on them getting promoted, if not blitzing the title???
Foresters 5/1 : Some impressive scorelines have put this side in second place. worth a couple of sprouts on them, the only dissapointing thing is that they lost to the smiths arms, because their manager tickles little boys and thats just plain wrong!! good team none the less!
AFC Wakefield 8/1 : I don't think they are first place material as they have leaked quite a few goals, which could be there downfall, but the table doesn't lie and joint second is a good start to the season. I would bet the unwanted sibling on this one
They are the bookies favourites to win the league, no disrespect to dodworth or wakefield athletic, buts lets be honest boys, it aint happening this year!!! but i'll give you good odds if you want me to take ur turnips off you???
But it is early doors at the moment, and all will be subject to change!!
Any Takers???
more odds to follow........ |
Stop it Fish Butty Starter...................I know your terminology better than you do.........now get to Kev's or the bookies........
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A Certain MB
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im not that tubby bitch will!!!
il give u a clue, i used to whip ur ass against against thornes!!!!
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Fish Butty Starter
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There you go " Yummy Gummy " .... I will only accept your appology in a free pint this Sat eve.
Don't have time to fuck about by logging on as two people ....Like others obviously do ...I have a child now ... don't have time to shit at the moment ... Only eat fish butties.
I will have a bet though MB .... I will put £100.00 on the Thorpe at 3/1 .... Nice you better start saving !
What's the odds on Foresters going down ?????
Only joking bella boys .... bet you bite though ....!?!? Been a right laff !
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Fish Butty Starter
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| A Certain MB wrote: | im not that tubby bitch will!!!
il give u a clue, i used to whip ur ass against against thornes!!!! |
" tubby bitch " .... you won't be laughing when your wearing number 12 on saturday .... or playing with Right Said Fred's gang .... you might get a cent mid slot there .... !
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Willy
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| Fish Butty Starter wrote: | | A Certain MB wrote: | im not that tubby bitch will!!!
il give u a clue, i used to whip ur ass against against thornes!!!! |
" tubby bitch " .... you won't be laughing when your wearing number 12 on saturday .... or playing with Right Said Fred's gang .... you might get a cent mid slot there .... ! |
Won't be laughing.....??? Made me laugh........... 
Playing for Right Said Fred however would make me cry....... 
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Fish Butty Starter
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Come on MB ... where is the answer to my question ?
Foresters for relegation ???? Odds please ....
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A Certain MB
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Sorry its been quiet on the old betMB front, been on a braille course in Hong Kong, where i was sat I couldn't see anything!!!!
I didnt want to alienate anybody so the odds of division 3 will be posted on sunday, gotta take into account sat results!
I am also going to start first goal scorers, but cup games are exempt!!!!!!
im currently taking bets on the first alverthorpe player to drop out 2nite on the lash, celebrating fish buttys brand new (soon to be obese!) sprog
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evens: Fish Butty Starter - wants to skip the ale and go strait for a ruby murray!
jamie aka Deeply Dippy: 3/1 - Right said fred is going to sly off to downtown n get filled in like an application!! Banker!!!
Kev Wilson: 8/1 - Likes a drink but age is the defining factor here, at the ripe old age of 43, the geriatric ward have been put on standby!!
Macca 100/1 - Age, looks, and belly size are all in his advantage, odds on he's at escobar come 4 oclock. Going to set the standard!!!
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Jimmothy
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| Quote: | Won't be laughing.....??? Made me laugh...........
Playing for Right Said Fred however would make me cry....... |
Thought thats where your going this saturday willy?? Cant wait to see the tears boy.
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Fish Butty Starter
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We got another on the site now ... loads of us !
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Willy
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| Fish Butty Starter wrote: | | We got another on the site now ... loads of us ! |
Jesus.................a team full of computer geeks......no wonder the ref's at each game make us all take our specs off..........
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Fish Butty Starter
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Where is all these odds MB is doing for us ??? Come on Captain Marvel .... Sorry should I say the new Centre Back !
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barry wary
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what odds will you give me that fish butty starter is a wanka?
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Fish Butty Starter
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| barry wary wrote: | | what odds will you give me that fish butty starter is a wanka? |
Told you ... don't bite ! and wanka ... is actually WANKER !?!? Cock...
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Willy
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| Fish Butty Starter wrote: | | barry wary wrote: | | what odds will you give me that fish butty starter is a wanka? |
Told you ... don't bite ! and wanka ... is actually WANKER !?!? Cock... |
Oh you do bite.......straight through the crisp, golden batter......hitting the white flakey haddock in one mouthful......bliss...
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Fish Butty Starter
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Barry needs a fish butty I think !
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barry wary
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no heard your more of a fish cake
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Fish Butty Starter
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Don't like fish cakes .... suppose if your from Bella that's all you can afford .... Save up and buy yourself a treat ..... FISH BUTTY !
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Have a Guess ?
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Hello mr MB can u place me some odds:
Thorpe to beat foresters by 3 clear goals
And Thorpe to win the league by 20 clear points
please come back to me asap !!!
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Fish Butty Starter
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Sounds confident ... !
Ummmmmm .... Is this a Foresters lado trying to be funny ????? 
Or have we more computer geeks in our team than I thought ?????
Tells your name !!!  If your a 'thorpe lad be proud and shout it out loud!
If your a Foresters lad taking the piss ... then get a job ! 
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Have a Guess ?
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Just a little old man which likes to see a game of football sorry.
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Fish Butty Starter
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Foresters ... grow up and get a job !
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barry wary
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we all know your a secret bella wannabe thats why you shagging 1 but we didn't take you in . poor you carn't wait to see you on the pitch
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Fish Butty Starter
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| barry wary wrote: | | we all know your a secret bella wannabe thats why you shagging 1 but we didn't take you in . poor you carn't wait to see you on the pitch |
Obviously you can't read ... I'm the MANAGER ... don't play ... you cock.
As for shagging a bella bird .... I'm actually married with children.
This is very boring ... so are your comments on the Sunday Forum.
Chose a different topic apart from the 'Thorpe .... If your brain can go that far ... Give you some advice ..
Talk about your next opponents ... your previous match .. like the rest of us.
Good luck for year.... your gonna need it !
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