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aussie04

FUCKED

fucked and now got to football Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
Voakesy

fooked too!!!!


I need my shoes back today you cunt!!!!
aussie04

less of cunt
ossettbrewer

GOOSED
couie69

well fucked i ant even gone to futy cos i'm that  fucked cant see past my nose  Laughing   Laughing   Laughing   Laughing
viduka

just logged on to see if id put any shit on last night...i was bolloxed...i must av been that bolloxed i couldnt get the laptop open...
ossettbrewer

viduka wrote:
just logged on to see if id put any shit on last night...i was bolloxed...i must av been that bolloxed i couldnt get the laptop open...


im still puking now
luigi

set of women, ever heard of the hair of the dog?????
ossettbrewer

luigi wrote:
set of women, ever heard of the hair of the dog?????


think im fukin dying
viduka

had 2 pints at dinner...think im gunna have a heart attack
Danny Hewitt

Fuckin quality night last nite!!! How fucked was Raz?  Laughing

Where did every1 end up?? I ended up in Quest wi Sellars...... Rite laugh he is one mentally disturbed young man!!!  Laughing
Voakesy

Danny Hewitt wrote:
Fuckin quality night last nite!!! How fucked was Raz?  Laughing

Where did every1 end up?? I ended up in Quest wi Sellars...... Rite laugh he is one mentally disturbed young man!!!  Laughing


Mustangs then curry house with massive dean me mate. Was well fucked!!!! Spent a fooking fortune, but fuck it!!!!!
Wayne Rooneys Foot

viduka wrote:
just logged on to see if id put any shit on last night...i was bolloxed...i must av been that bolloxed i couldnt get the laptop open...


Must have been bolloxed - you bought me a pint!! Laughing  Laughing
Danny Hewitt

I bet you spent a fortune but you won it all back from Aussie  Laughing

Would just like to say thanks to Voakes and Si both put £100 each behind bar in Brewers last nite and Si got four bottles of Champagne!! Cheers lads!
Voakesy

Danny Hewitt wrote:
I bet you spent a fortune but you won it all back from Aussie  Laughing

Would just like to say thanks to Voakes and Si both put £100 each behind bar in Brewers last nite and Si got four bottles of Champagne!! Cheers lads!


No probs mate. Some other fucker (Kev) turn when we win the cup!!


Hows it go......PLASTIC CAPTAIN PLASTIC CAPTAIN, lol, awesome.
Danny Hewitt

Hahahahaha plastic captain!!! He did get shots in......... eventually!!

Did i see you in Mustangs Voakes?
Voakesy

Danny Hewitt wrote:
Hahahahaha plastic captain!!! He did get shots in......... eventually!!

Did i see you in Mustangs Voakes?


At some point I think you did.

Thought ducker got the shots in????
beckford for england

voaksey is a cock!!!

But thanks lads for buying the beers! keep doing beer shits though had 7 already today!!!

Wheres my thanks danny for buying all the team a shot of aftershock!!!!!
viduka

yeh...thanks kev...although i dont remember Crying or Very sad
viduka

think im coming down with that disease where you cant remember things...cant remember what its called though...boom boom
beckford for england

BOOM BOOM are you basil brush??!?!? Laughing
viduka

i think hes in my throat
Voakesy

alzheimers?
couie69

excellent night thanks si and voakys and kev for the shots it was awsome cant wait till win cup cos its another excuse to get out with lads
viduka

Quote:
alzheimers?


what?
beckford for england

is all our team on this today!!! Champions!!!!!! Laughing
Danny Hewitt

Cheers Kevin, took you a while though!!! Cheers to Dux too!! Anyone know where Ducker ended up? He looked as fucked as Raz in Brewers  Laughing
viduka

old timers disease
viduka

never seen someone get so pissed so quick than raz...his eyeballls walking down to bull Shocked
Voakesy

Danny Hewitt wrote:
Cheers Kevin, took you a while though!!! Cheers to Dux too!! Anyone know where Ducker ended up? He looked as fucked as Raz in Brewers  Laughing


Fuck knows, probable ended up in some corner giving himself a talk.
viduka

told me after game he was takin a ton out to spend...probably ended up have some bird dancin on his lap...pervy cunt
Danny Hewitt

couie69 wrote:
excellent night thanks si and voakys and kev for the shots it was awsome cant wait till win cup cos its another excuse to get out with lads


We've got a fair few piss ups coming up!! Charity match all day session on Sunday, cup final nite out up wakey a week on fri then end of season do to Dublin paid for by Si  Laughing  Laughing  int that rite Si??
Danny Hewitt

Raz told kev he was a big drinker too  Shocked
Voakesy

Danny Hewitt wrote:
couie69 wrote:
excellent night thanks si and voakys and kev for the shots it was awsome cant wait till win cup cos its another excuse to get out with lads


We've got a fair few piss ups coming up!! Charity match all day session on Sunday, cup final nite out up wakey a week on fri then end of season do to Dublin paid for by Si  Laughing  Laughing  int that rite Si??


Next sat too, when we beat the bull, all day/nighter again?
ossettbrewer

Danny Hewitt wrote:
couie69 wrote:
excellent night thanks si and voakys and kev for the shots it was awsome cant wait till win cup cos its another excuse to get out with lads


We've got a fair few piss ups coming up!! Charity match all day session on Sunday, cup final nite out up wakey a week on fri then end of season do to Dublin paid for by Si  Laughing  Laughing  int that rite Si??


lge and cup double and dublin will be paid 4
ossettbrewer

fuk me kicking tables over in tryst...i fukin hate that place
couie69

plastic captin wot a name
Voakesy

ossettbrewer wrote:
fuk me kicking tables over in tryst...i fukin hate that place


Remember that, piss funny!!
ossettbrewer

apparently im being told, wayne pissed on floor in bull
Danny Hewitt

ossettbrewer wrote:
Danny Hewitt wrote:
couie69 wrote:
excellent night thanks si and voakys and kev for the shots it was awsome cant wait till win cup cos its another excuse to get out with lads


We've got a fair few piss ups coming up!! Charity match all day session on Sunday, cup final nite out up wakey a week on fri then end of season do to Dublin paid for by Si  Laughing  Laughing  int that rite Si??


lge and cup double and dublin will be paid 4


Well sounds like the cups going to Outwood noones giving us a chance  Laughing

Champions!!!!!!!!
couie69

ossettbrewer wrote:
apparently im being told, wayne pissed on floor in bull


good old wayne
Danny Hewitt

Dint you kick table from under Aussies feet?
ossettbrewer

Voakesy wrote:
ossettbrewer wrote:
fuk me kicking tables over in tryst...i fukin hate that place


Remember that, piss funny!!


austin went flying Laughing
Danny Hewitt

ossettbrewer wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
ossettbrewer wrote:
fuk me kicking tables over in tryst...i fukin hate that place


Remember that, piss funny!!


austin went flying Laughing


Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
ossettbrewer

Danny Hewitt wrote:
ossettbrewer wrote:
Voakesy wrote:
ossettbrewer wrote:
fuk me kicking tables over in tryst...i fukin hate that place


Remember that, piss funny!!


austin went flying Laughing


Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


bouncer came up, looked at 14 pissed up twats and fucked off Very Happy
couie69

who sed wayne pissed on floor in bull
ossettbrewer

couie69 wrote:
who sed wayne pissed on floor in bull


landlady told my sister that sum little lad with white shirt on pissed on floor
Danny Hewitt

ossettbrewer wrote:
couie69 wrote:
who sed wayne pissed on floor in bull


landlady told my sister that sum little lad with white shirt on pissed on floor


Scruffy little bastard!!! Where abouts??
Danny Hewitt

Boothy looked pleased to see us when he walked into Bull  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
ossettbrewer

Danny Hewitt wrote:
ossettbrewer wrote:
couie69 wrote:
who sed wayne pissed on floor in bull


landlady told my sister that sum little lad with white shirt on pissed on floor


Scruffy little bastard!!! Where abouts??


dunno probable bog floor, dont think his dick big enuff to reach urinal
ossettbrewer

Danny Hewitt wrote:
Boothy looked pleased to see us when he walked into Bull  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


he shoved tank and voakesy
Danny Hewitt

ossettbrewer wrote:
Danny Hewitt wrote:
Boothy looked pleased to see us when he walked into Bull  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


he shoved tank and voakesy


Laughing  Laughing  Laughing

Must have wondered what the fuck was going on when he walked in to all us pissed up cunts singing at him!!!

Bull players quickly moved into darts room when we arrived  Laughing
Wayne Rooneys Foot

Danny Hewitt wrote:
Boothy looked pleased to see us when he walked into Bull  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


Had a tip off you were there - thought I'd come and get it over with Laughing

Congratulations on winning the league lads.
ossettbrewer

Danny Hewitt wrote:
ossettbrewer wrote:
Danny Hewitt wrote:
Boothy looked pleased to see us when he walked into Bull  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


he shoved tank and voakesy


Laughing  Laughing  Laughing

Must have wondered what the fuck was going on when he walked in to all us pissed up cunts singing at him!!!

Bull players quickly moved into darts room when we arrived  Laughing


after final, go home changed/drop cars off..meet in brewers for 1 then up town arrange to meet up with outwood lads??
couie69

the was well pissed off cos us singing at them   Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  it was worth it the wankers
ossettbrewer

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Danny Hewitt wrote:
Boothy looked pleased to see us when he walked into Bull  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


Had a tip off you were there - thought I'd come and get it over with Laughing

Congratulations on winning the league lads.


cheers andy Very Happy
Danny Hewitt

Wayne Rooneys Foot wrote:
Danny Hewitt wrote:
Boothy looked pleased to see us when he walked into Bull  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


Had a tip off you were there - thought I'd come and get it over with Laughing

Congratulations on winning the league lads.


Cheers Boothy

Int it just a bastard when all Voakes' chelping at beginning of season comes true?? The wanker  Laughing
Danny Hewitt

ossettbrewer wrote:
Danny Hewitt wrote:
ossettbrewer wrote:
Danny Hewitt wrote:
Boothy looked pleased to see us when he walked into Bull  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


he shoved tank and voakesy


Laughing  Laughing  Laughing

Must have wondered what the fuck was going on when he walked in to all us pissed up cunts singing at him!!!

Bull players quickly moved into darts room when we arrived  Laughing


after final, go home changed/drop cars off..meet in brewers for 1 then up town arrange to meet up with outwood lads??


Sounds good to me!!!
ossettbrewer

good shot with champagne bottle top took light bulb out Laughing
Danny Hewitt

ossettbrewer wrote:
good shot with champagne bottle top took light bulb out Laughing


Laughing  you vandal wrecking your own pub

Voakes nearly got me and ginner in face with one of em the prick!!
troubled

funniest thing i ever heard was raz trying to say something and everyone just turned and looked at him in bull!!!!!! he sounded like the old drunk in blazing saddles!!!!!  then ausie shouts at booth wheres your £100 gone!!!!!! and topped it with ausie doing his superman when si kicked table from under him!!!!!


     when did kev get shots in? i got them in in brewers, couie escorted out of mustangs for well not being able to stand up basically!!!!!!!!

  funny night!
Danny Hewitt

troubled wrote:
funniest thing i ever heard was raz trying to say something and everyone just turned and looked at him in bull!!!!!! he sounded like the old drunk in blazing saddles!!!!!  then ausie shouts at booth wheres your £100 gone!!!!!! and topped it with ausie doing his superman when si kicked table from under him!!!!!


     when did kev get shots in? i got them in in brewers, couie escorted out of mustangs for well not being able to stand up basically!!!!!!!!

  funny night!


Hahahahahaha that was the funniest thing ever when Raz couldn't speak and he couldn't understand why we all burst out laughing cos it sounded rite in his head  Laughing

Quality nite!!! Where you end up then??
Voakesy

Awesome night!!!!
Voakesy

Fucked again after another night out with the team, good prep for the charity match. I like the poker game we was playin, whoever has the worst hand downs a shot of bells or perno, awesome!!!!!

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