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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
Brewers v Bull - 23rd FebruaryThe hype starts hereThoughts gentleman please |
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| mickinyorks |
brewers 3.1
got to pik brewers as i fuked up yesterday on the offside , but seriously think brewers are strong allround |
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| ossettathleticfc |
Hoping for a draw but im gonna predict a 4-1 scoreline but won't predict which way | ||||||
| viduka |
0-0...be shittest game ever....on shittest pitch ever...with the smallest goals in the league...with container changing rooms..with one shower to 17 lads....
failing that 3-0 to brewers cant see bull forward/s doing fuk all against our defence... |
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| ossettbrewer |
cancelled lol | ||||||
| illy |
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| Lloydi |
Re: Brewers v Bull - 23rd February
My honest oppinion is that both teams have obviousley got a bit of a grudge with each other, so both teams should be up for it!!! But if brewers midfield can play as well as they did against us brewers may pip it!!! Just hope duckers stays on pitch!!! he he 2 - 1 to brewers!!! |
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| bennett44 |
bull 2-1 i think bull edge it as a team. | ||||||
| viduka |
sour grapes...id say if i was someone like...eerrrmm...voaksey maybe | ||||||
| Lloydi |
Strikers thou!!! Don't think there on form at moment!!!! |
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| bennett44 |
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| ellis |
i know I'm nosying around other divisions here but thought it would be interesting to read the hype around this game! For the first time ever I can genuinely say I hope our game is cancelled so I can come watch this - should be a belter - even if it is just scrapping on the touchlines! As for predictions, anything could happen when tempers get flared!! Good luck all! | ||||||
| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
What on earth makes you think any of that is going to happen? |
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| viduka |
i think it will....just a rumour ive heard...payback time i was told....or did i..??? 
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
You be quiet - you've bottled it 
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| viduka |
thatll be 2 big games ive bottled in 2 weeks...oh and make it 3 as i bottled crofton the week before...heard they were gunna be rough so i fuked off to spain... 
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| viduka |
ill be back for athletic game hopefully but then again them bullies split my head open..then picked on my friend justin and made his nose bleed... | ||||||
| prostarboy |
personally i hope its a draw so outwood n athletic can catch back up but think bull will win 3-1. kev brown with a hat-trick. | ||||||
| viduka |
penis | ||||||
| prostarboy |
i know....prob a bit far fetched but u never know. 
oh i ....heard the athletic lads r all goin away around the time of brewers game so they will prob b either short or have bad hangovers. think brewers will have the upper hand that game but suppose itmight give other lads a chance to prove themselves. still think outwood will finish strongly tho. |
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
not that far fetched - dint that happen bull v athletic? |
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| ossettbrewer |
very far fetched lol  
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
have you ordered the smiley faces yet? | ||||||
| bennett44 |
i think bull and brewers should draw both games so the league can go down to the wire,
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
The Corsa is going for scrap tomorrow  - can we have a minutes silence before the game please - after all it has been team bus for both sides over the years
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| BUTTER FINGERS |
Whats man of the match award now
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| ossettbrewer |
fish fingers
chicken nuggets smily faces mini waffles tomato sauce dip |
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
Chicken nuggets - get in!! Although it might make turl think about mcdonalds
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| ossettbrewer |
if temp doesnt rise they be no game on r pitch | ||||||
| Voakesy |
Swap it to spring mill, if thats any better. |
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| ossettbrewer |
lol dont think 100 yards will alter much, if it stays freezing like it has been this weekend | ||||||
| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
heavy rain forecast on friday - not lookin good and gawthorpe playing at spring mill |
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| viduka |
FUK ME NO..!!..am i hearing right...the corsa is going to be squashed or even worse stripped bare for parts...DONT DO IT...its part of the street furniture on queens drive...and the only way i remember which is your house..oh apart from the rotting window frame
be ok after a quick wipe with some t-cut... |
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
Its only the window on the porch - whilst i'm in a destructive mood think I'm gonna pull that fucker down too If anyone wants to save the corsa - there needs to be a bid of more than £100 before 13.00 tomorrow along with a lift to sheffield 
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| viduka |
why you getting shut? | ||||||
| viduka |
think your cheating with that picture as a side view would be more beneficial to a prospective buyer..and why has turl jacked at macs...sundays will never be the same...turl baiting in macs when its busy | ||||||
| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
its pretty fucked - head gasket about to go - pissing oil, needs new brake pads/discs, not serviced for 2 and a half years , even the washers don't work - and recently it has taken to just stopping without notice - reckon on spending about 4 to 5 hundred to just get it half decent - that said it has got 7 months MOT left and only 66,000 on the clock - its a source of major upset - i passed my test in that car and it gets me home from the park tavern blindfolded
Minutes silence before saturdays game is the least we could do to remember it |
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| viduka |
sounds like youve really fuked the old girl up...they say he treats his cars like he treats his women... | ||||||
| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
treat yer women like toilets
yer happy when yer abusing em but toilets don't follow you round when you finished using em |
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| troubled |
ill stay on the pitch nothing to worry about there!!! kev brown hat-trick not a chance of it happening, lightening dosnt strike twice and since we have conceeded 3 in one league game this season and that was a hat-trick!!! they are not going to do it!!!
outwood got a far better defence than bull and they could not handle our forward 3! and its going to be hilarious if bull play the long ball against us, or try beat us for pace down the flanks, or out battle us in midfield, in fact just going to be a damned hard game for them (and us!!) but we have more than an advantage over them........they cant play when it's cold wet or windy and we can!!!!! no fucking gloves in our team or pink wrap arounds!!!!!!!!!! dux |
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| ossettbrewer |
Can I just confirm that nobody in this league condones drinking & driving, its not big and its not clever 
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
Who said anything about drink driving?? - Maybe I should have rephrased that on collection the following day? Stop being the responsible bar owner when your prices encourage binge drinking. Let it be said that nobody in this league condones binge drinking. 
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| Voakesy |
Why dont we torch the fucking old fucker 10 mintutes before kick off? Would be a great way of remembering the old banger! I mean the Corsa not Boothy!
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
Be quiet Voakes.
You never answered my earlier question - will you be going back to the Brewers for a pint on Saturday? |
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| Lloydi |
Course he will, he'll be knackered walking to sideline. He'll need a refreshing pint!!!! |
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| viduka |
he barred himself though | ||||||
| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
Will be perceived as bottled it. Viduka bottles it and Voakes bottles it. |
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| ossettbrewer |
Let me also say that nobody within my company OIP Ltd that own Two Brewers condones Binge Drinking
Although!! on a personal level I feel its the best way of drinking
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| viduka |
let me say that my brother isnt trying to be big and clever when he mentions thats his company that owns the pub | ||||||
| ossettbrewer |
Just letting them know that im not a fucking landlord
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| Voakesy |
No, the situation is still unresolved. |
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
No chance of an exception for this Saturday?? Would be a shame after all the bantering and hype if we don't have the pleasure of a pint together afterwards. |
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| Voakesy |
Dont really want to get into the ins and outs of it on here, but I told Simon that all it would take would be a apology from the management team, they both have mine and and Gemmas numbers, but no apology has come yet. So I wont be there on Saturday unfortunately. No further discussion on here mate. |
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| viduka |
that statement has almost beaten duckers to the statement of the season...!!! |
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| Voakesy |
OI big man, are you trying to be funny? My point is valid ish, our pitch is extremely boggy in certain areas and holds water in certain patches, near the centre circle in particular which means that any frost/ice will be thicker there then other pitches that dont hold water like ours. Now fuck off back to drinking lager tops with your Aston Villa retarded players!!!!!!! |
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| viduka |
aye..!!!
you will be asking to train on it next after its been called off..!! dux will key test it no doubt..!! dont hold out much hope for athletics pitch ..was called off sunday morning when i drove past in the afternoon..there was at least 40 retards playin a 22 a side game on it..its well fuked now... |
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| viduka |
yes 22 + 22 makes 44...i was trying to be funny.. 
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| Voakesy |
I hope its freezing cold at Wigan Derby match. | ||||||
| mickyled |
is there any other type of freezing??????????? | ||||||
| viduka |
apparently its 50 odd degrees over in lancashire at the moment | ||||||
| troubled |
50 odd degrees farenheight or celsius????? makes a huge difference....
50 degrees farenheight = 10 degrees celsius or 50 degrees celsius = 122 degrees farenheight just for information whether you should take suncream and flip flops, or a great big coat!!!!!!!! |
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| viduka |
Justin.....ive no idea...it was just something that came into my head..things like that keep happening the older i get....but i have noticed a more placid approach to your recent posts...maybe old age is creeping up on you mate.. | ||||||
| troubled |
ever heard of the calm before the storm 
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| viduka |
nice one... | ||||||
| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
Fuk me its gone quiet - this is arguably the biggest game of the Division 3 season so far and also pivotal to who the league champions may be. Whats up? Is everyone tense and bricking it or have Troubled and Vidooks bored you all to sleep with their discussions about the weather and watching buses in Wakefield?
It's gonna be a fucking belter of a game so get yourelves up to Queens Drive playing fields (if you ant got a game of your own of course) for what will hopefully be a great game of football. And if anyone can pick me up on the way a lift would be much appreciated. Discussion topics- 1. Have Outwood blown it because of their points deduction and last weeks defeat. 2. Can Ossett Athletic maintain their good run of form and get back into the top two. 3. Would you hump that bird of Ashes to Ashes, you know that one who was the lezza on Tipping the Velvet (this discussion topic primarily for Vidooks, but anyone may join in. OK, except Troubled who thinks lesbianism is wrong!!) |
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| viduka |
i love lezbos...in fact if i was a bird id defo be one....heard theres a key player for brewers missing for saturdays big derby...apart from me that is.... | ||||||
| viduka |
as for the bird on ashes i did her 4 times last night...how you ask??....with the power of my imagination and a strong right fist....!! | ||||||
| Leeds |
Quality . Ever think u spend 2 much time on here Vid?
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| Leeds |
I'll give u a lift mate, what's up with the FORD KA?
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| viduka |
this forum is my life.... | ||||||
| viduka |
was a right smash on m1 other day comin back from sheffield some tit in a spazzy car smashed into the crash barriers..looked liked a newish motor...looked even like hed just bought it 10 minutes before... 
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| Leeds |
There's some rite arseholes on the road mate. Why would anybody want to take a pedal n pop on the motorwat . Baffles me
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| viduka |
think it was a forfour or summat think there specialised cars for the infirm....no wonder the midget guy lost it...his little legs must have been at full stretch... | ||||||
| Leeds |
Quality . Av heard they are versitile. U can drive it to it's max speed of 30 or open the hatch in the floor for added leg power. It's only a rumour, maybe Boothy can enlighten us?
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| viduka |
boothy caught on cctv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnvK-sJ29To |
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
This wasn't listed as a discussion topic.
Now behave yourselves and get back on track. |
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| ossettbrewer |
looks like game on tomoz at wind swept queens drive | ||||||
| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
The Banana's Magical Score Predictor
The Banana will now predict the score... Ossett Two Brewers FC 3 v 3 Little Bull Stupid Banana |
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| ossettbrewer |
draw be a good result for you
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
Would certainly keep our title aspirations well and truly alive and kicking. Sure you would settle for it. |
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| viduka |
i predict...........a riot | ||||||
| Voakesy |
No, we wouldnt settle for a draw. Cant see us conceding 3 but you never know. | ||||||
| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
WE?? US?? You don't even go in the Brewers - whats your role then? |
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| ossettathleticfc |
Assistant manager I thought?? | ||||||
| viduka |
manager tomorrow | ||||||
| captain_jack_sparrow |
i heard voakes was making a apperance tomoz. we have boothy playing up front for us and rogar at centre half | ||||||
| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
I think me and voakes should both play | ||||||
| troubled |
i hate the fucking wind, may even give bull a chance, a slim to no chance!!!!!!!!
heard danny coo missing, but should not matter who missing got to play the games with the players who turn up. 11 men(brewers) against 11(boys) bull!!!!! great story of mice and men, and we will see before during and after the game!!!!!! let battle commence! and we will see you on the field of battle! |
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| Wayne Rooneys Foot |
see you tomorrow Justin |
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| viduka |
the field of battle...quality...couies not available...thats 3 that have bottled it now...fuking shameless | ||||||