r9
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boozinu beat us fair and squre at football hands down ..
but we fuckin hammered u at drinking.. div 3 set ov fannys at supping with the big boys .. i bet aussie was tucked up for 7 bells ..
and there was only 6 ov us lads left at the end oh and the ginger kid but i think he fucked off home 4 an afternoon nap and came out late on ... and how can i forget mr voakes think he slinked off wi mr and mrs brewer 4 a 3some 
fuckin shandy pants the lot ov ya
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Outwood Victoria
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well done r9, always more important to win the drinking contest.................no i'm bein serious 
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troubled
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i like the fact you feel you have to put the goonies badge on there just for the kids who are too young to remember it, and not just a morning picture of booth!!!!!!
firth has your + a buy or hand ball first goal winnings the only thing you will be winning from the brewers this week!!!!!!  !!!!! and turl just looks more like fry from futurama everytime i see him!!!! and his gangly arms and legs look like he was the main body for the supergrass video pumping on your stereo!
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Re: boozin | r9 wrote: | u beat us fair and squre at football hands down ..
but we fuckin hammered u at drinking.. div 3 set ov fannys at supping with the big boys .. i bet aussie was tucked up for 7 bells ..
and there was only 6 ov us lads left at the end oh and the ginger kid but i think he fucked off home 4 an afternoon nap and came out late on ... and how can i forget mr voakes think he slinked off wi mr and mrs brewer 4 a 3some
fuckin shandy pants the lot ov ya |
a curry actually 
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aussie04
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you did drink the longest but we drunk the qwickest...
i just managed to get out of bed in time for work at 1 this afternoon
had a right laf with div 1 and div 3 players 
is danny still sucking phil off 
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r9
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dont know pal cant remember who danny and phil are ...oh yeah i do them 2 that got caught bumming in the brewers bogs.. ..
must admit aussie u were funny as fuck yesterday i thought i had a screw loose till i met u ..... still cant belive u drunk that pint with a pepper top
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r9
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bet ossett towns groundsman aged 20 years after seeing that fucker after yesterday... bet i can guess what his 1st words were..
BASTARDS
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Danny Hewitt
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| aussie04 wrote: | you did drink the longest but we drunk the qwickest...
i just managed to get out of bed in time for work at 1 this afternoon
had a right laf with div 1 and div 3 players
is danny still sucking phil off |
Fuck off to Stanley you prick!!!
Just cos i'm a fat bastard and still better than you there's no need to be jealous!!!!
You sobered up from sat yet??
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suddy
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had a good laff with some of the div 3 boys , thought on the day aussie was the difference especially the first half and bennett was good especially in the second half when he had time on the ball to pick his passes but all in all when it came to stayin power at drinkin really it was men against boys altho couie and aussie drinkin black pepper in lager sauce was a laugh but thumbs down for ginger kev thought he had a good game but spoilt himself when he wouldnt go on the karioke with the first div boys and voaksy glad he went for an indian cause i couldnt take my eyes of the (unibrow) thought he had stuck fuzzy felt on his forehead for a laugh.
P.S thanks for nicking my brand spanking pro max ball you thieving bastards thats charity for ya!!!!!
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Danny Hewitt
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| suddy wrote: | had a good laff with some of the div 3 boys , thought on the day aussie was the difference especially the first half and bennett was good especially in the second half when he had time on the ball to pick his passes but all in all when it came to stayin power at drinkin really it was men against boys altho couie and aussie drinkin black pepper in lager sauce was a laugh but thumbs down for ginger kev thought he had a good game but spoilt himself when he wouldnt go on the karioke with the first div boys and voaksy glad he went for an indian cause i couldnt take my eyes of the (unibrow) thought he had stuck fuzzy felt on his forehead for a laugh.
P.S thanks for nicking my brand spanking pro max ball you thieving bastards thats charity for ya!!!!! |
Funny as fuck
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Voakesy
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Talking about boozing, think i was the only person to get the shots in for everyone, you set of tight fuckers......or is cos you couldn't handle more than 1 shot!!!!!
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suddy
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voaksythink you got enough out of me you ball thieving thespians brand spankin mitre pro max football worth £36 shiney new pounds , that makes me and you more than even thanks for the shot.
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Voakesy
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Re: voaksy | suddy wrote: | | think you got enough out of me you ball thieving thespians brand spankin mitre pro max football worth £36 shiney new pounds , that makes me and you more than even thanks for the shot. |
I dint get any fucking football off you!!!!!!!
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r9
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yeah cheers 4 the shot voaksey went down a treat..
and thanx to the two brewers for the keg ov ale i drunk ...
thought our lass was a bit cold monday morning..
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suddy
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voaksythe match ball that ginger kev kicked over the stand the groundsman said you put it in your ball bag and i dont mean the sack were you keep your two seseme seeds you call balls.
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ossettbrewer
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Re: voaksy | suddy wrote: | | think you got enough out of me you ball thieving thespians brand spankin mitre pro max football worth £36 shiney new pounds , that makes me and you more than even thanks for the shot. |
its in my car
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Lloydi
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Re: voaksy | ossettbrewer wrote: | | suddy wrote: | | think you got enough out of me you ball thieving thespians brand spankin mitre pro max football worth £36 shiney new pounds , that makes me and you more than even thanks for the shot. |
its in my car |
we'll play with it in final on fri
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ossettbrewer
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Re: voaksy | Lloydi wrote: | | ossettbrewer wrote: | | suddy wrote: | | think you got enough out of me you ball thieving thespians brand spankin mitre pro max football worth £36 shiney new pounds , that makes me and you more than even thanks for the shot. |
its in my car |
we'll play with it in final on fri |
good idea, i will try and remember to put it on the coach
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Outwood Victoria
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coach.........fuk me, anyone would think your all off for a drink after
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Outwood Victoria
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we went on a coach once this season...................to airdale...........................sorry, least said about that the better
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viduka
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embarrasing as that time we turned up in a minibus...rumour is park tavern once turned up in limos and got beat ha ha....mr boocock
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Outwood Victoria
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faggotts (is it double t )
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Outwood Victoria
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pink limo's??
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viduka
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nobs turnin up in limos for a pub footy final at shitty hall green....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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viduka
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with pink cardigans on
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Wayne Rooneys Foot
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I'm getting a lift to the final - gonna stand there with my bag of tinnies spitting and swearing at people till I get my head kicked in - and then do some more - be fuckin shit anyway - dint want to be in it
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viduka
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same old friday then 
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Leeds
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| viduka wrote: | | embarrasing as that time we turned up in a minibus...rumour is park tavern once turned up in limos and got beat ha ha....mr boocock |
Correct mate, we went in Limos for the Park Tavern Final and the White Rose Final The Sponsor (my old man) said he would pay for them at the beginning of the season if we got there.
Lost it with the Tavern but won it with the White Rose
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