Just saw a piece in the local rag (wake express) tellin how local man gets job at funnygals in Barnsley?
Local comedy genius L.F.F.B must have thought all his christmases had come at once this week when the Underground Tranny sensation got offered a lucrative deal for him to become Funnygals no 1 girl Belinda Zabat .
  L.F.F.B was quoted saying its a dream come true for me  being able to dress up in womans clothing and get paid for it. Normal lads always dream about makin it as a professional footballer, but not me my dream was always dressin up as a woman and appearin in broadway (Well im half way there).
 Later on this year i am going to thialand, to get the operation for the removal of my shlong and only then will i feel complete as i feel i am a woman traped in a mans body.    

suddy wrote:

Just saw a piece in the local rag (wake express) tellin how local man gets job at funnygals in Barnsley? Local comedy genius L.F.F.B must have thought all his christmases had come at once this week when the Underground Tranny sensation got offered a lucrative deal for him to become Funnygals no 1 girl Belinda Zabat .   L.F.F.B was quoted saying its a dream come true for me  being able to dress up in womans clothing and get paid for it. Normal lads always dream about makin it as a professional footballer, but not me my dream was always dressin up as a woman and appearin in broadway (Well im half way there).  Later on this year i am going to thialand, to get the operation for the removal of my shlong and only then will i feel complete as i feel i am a woman traped in a mans body.

Quality? do you know him then.

Lineachalk wrote:

suddy wrote: Just saw a piece in the local rag (wake express) tellin how local man gets job at funnygals in Barnsley? Local comedy genius L.F.F.B must have thought all his christmases had come at once this week when the Underground Tranny sensation got offered a lucrative deal for him to become Funnygals no 1 girl Belinda Zabat .   L.F.F.B was quoted saying its a dream come true for me  being able to dress up in womans clothing and get paid for it. Normal lads always dream about makin it as a professional footballer, but not me my dream was always dressin up as a woman and appearin in broadway (Well im half way there).  Later on this year i am going to thialand, to get the operation for the removal of my shlong and only then will i feel complete as i feel i am a woman traped in a mans body.

at least you waited till id been on sixty minute makeover
     

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you brought it on yourself im affraid tryin to get one over on me with your pretend friend not a very good idea that one think its already been done in  the other leagues , and from the same address you got rumbled early doors pal.
 If you want to get top dog on your kid you will have to try much harder than that think the sayin goes "The early bird catches the worm". Good night and god bless Belinda.!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lineachalk wrote:

suddy wrote: Just saw a piece in the local rag (wake express) tellin how local man gets job at funnygals in Barnsley? Local comedy genius L.F.F.B must have thought all his christmases had come at once this week when the Underground Tranny sensation got offered a lucrative deal for him to become Funnygals no 1 girl Belinda Zabat .   L.F.F.B was quoted saying its a dream come true for me  being able to dress up in womans clothing and get paid for it. Normal lads always dream about makin it as a professional footballer, but not me my dream was always dressin up as a woman and appearin in broadway (Well im half way there).  Later on this year i am going to thialand, to get the operation for the removal of my shlong and only then will i feel complete as i feel i am a woman traped in a mans body.

they make a lovely couple
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it wasnt about being fat was it mr Norman Cook it was about being a cross dressing transvestite and changing the old name to belinda.
I know i am not the thinnest man and must admit that over the last two years ive put on a considerable amount of weight but im not as big as you mr space hopper swallower and if you fancy a 100 metre sprint id be happy to take you up on it anytime speedy no danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!